First, you should to try downloading sp0rkeh; make sure you extract anywhere but the steam folder. WinRAR is a good extractor tool, not for using a dead algorithm with a restrictive license for idiots stuck in 1995. If you need to use the Steam® Controller to play User Logs, it is important that you download the Steam Controller Battery Door middleware. Without this signed kernel-mode driver running at all times, the batteries will fall out of the controller. Oops!

Here's the really hard part, follow this YouTube™ video guide closely. The terminal is a real hacker part of Bazinga OS®, it's for real nerds only. You need a license at $99/year to develop for Bazinga OS®, or else you can't publish your software on a really slow and redundant app store, instead of just signing it and putting it on your website.

We're not developing any apps, so just run the trial of Bazinga OS®, which comes on a disc with any meal, when you order at Burger King. Make sure to boot the 64-bit version or you're not a real nerd. Then, when you uncover The Matricks, you can use the terminal app to Inspect Elephant, by following these steps. Also make sure to use Wine to run sp0rkeh. Wine is a real good NES emulator for running Windows Phone 8.1 apps, so you need it. Unless you use virtual machines.

Once you've finally made it this far, you're probably ready for the third step, where you may launch the game.

I'm not gonna do the Wily stages. Thanks for watching.