Unturned

Unturned

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HOW TO GET RID OF YOUR ANXIETY AND ANGER ISSUES IN UNTURNED 2016 ! ACTUALLY 2017, 2018 TOO UPDATED 100% WORK WINDOWS XP!!!! 2019
By sex pest
TEACHING YOU HOW NOT TO DIE OF HEART ATTACK IN 11 MILDLY DIFFICULT STEPS + PROOF IT WORKS!
   
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First Step ! Enter in My Computer !
So, you have this square-like shaped thing called a mouse ! Now don't scream like a freak, it's not a real mouse ! You're safe ! Well, you can move it around ! Place it onto that circle with a flag inside of it and click your left mouse button ! You did,yes ? NICE !
Second step ! Go Into YOUR OWN Steam folder !
Drag the mouse onto the box with the name "Steam" ! But before you do, DO NOT assume your mouse gender ! They get triggered easily, mine has ADHD.
3rd Step ! Scroll down a little bit and find SteamApps !
So, the ability to drag the cursor up, down, left and right isn't the only one ! See that wheel right there ? Spin it up or down ! Careful now, if you do it too fast and violently it might be considered as rape !
4th Step ! Click on COMMON !
Come on ! You can do it !
5th STEP ! Right click the folder "Unturned"
Right click it and see what you have to do in the next step ! Nice , yes ?
6th STEP ! Click the button "Delete" !
It's all fun until you get babies, protect yourself !
7th STEP ! PRESS YES !
JUST DO IT YOU ♥♥♥♥ !
8th STEP ! ACCES RECYCLE BIN !
I got back from school and had nothing to do , sorry lol.
9th STEP ! RIGHT CLICK THE UNTURNED FOLDER
Cabbage rolls with meat inside them are a traditional Romanian food !
10th STEP PRESS THAT BUTTON !
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11th STEP ! MUST FOLLOW !
appreciate my work damn it !
PROOF THAT THIS WORKS !
HAH Y'ALL FA-GGOTS THAT SAID IT AIN'T GONNA WORK ! GET FUCCED !
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34 Comments
sex pest  [author] 4 Nov, 2017 @ 7:01am 
Noted.
RainOfPain125 4 Nov, 2017 @ 6:20am 
i dont like how you simply slapped a 2017 label on it

in 2018 you should make a completely new guide on this topic.
zack502rh 3 Nov, 2017 @ 7:42pm 
-rep got a seizure whilst trying to attempt, please read this comment and understand the risks of doing this perilous challenge and please do not make the same mistake as a foolish person like me did. the amount of pressure and pain whilst trying to do this just isn't worth it.
sex pest  [author] 27 Oct, 2017 @ 10:47pm 
It's fine, I don't speak UK.
zack502rh 27 Oct, 2017 @ 2:21pm 
I no speak England
sex pest  [author] 20 Jun, 2017 @ 6:34am 
Me neither lol.
IC 1101 tera.gg 20 Jun, 2017 @ 6:30am 
I no speak london
sex pest  [author] 28 May, 2017 @ 4:14am 
L M F A O
mega rekdoman 22 Dec, 2016 @ 1:07pm 
LMAO
sex pest  [author] 22 Dec, 2016 @ 12:08pm 
@bananarNGAMOON Instructions unclear, got salty again.