Pit People

Pit People

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Pit People Joke (Cringe-Fest)
By Tertol
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My joke.
Q: What do you call a heart-broken math teacher who lost his son?
A: Ho-Ratio

Q: What did Sofia do when she got her new phone?
A: She took a Selfi-a.

Q: What do you call a demi-clops prankster?
A: FoseyTube (just think about it)

Q: What did Big Smoke order with his number six?
A: Extra Dip-istrella

Q: Why is the mushroom so good for your team?
A: He's a fun-gi (And has lots of health)

Q: Why are kobolds bad with essays?
A: They always BOLD

Q: Did you here about the ship with the inspirational drummer?
A: It was there mast-cot (favorite fighter by far)

Q: What is Keemstar's favorite fighter?
A: The gnome (second favorite for me)

Q: What did the reaper say to this game?
A: I wraith-is 10/10

Q: Where did the snake lady go?
A: Oh, shes gor-gone

Q: What is the vampiress' favorite movie?
A: Twilight.

Q: Why couldn't thespider lady see?
A: It was too spidaur-k

Q: What do you get when you cross a octoclops and the republican?
A: A democrat.

Q: Did you here about the bakey/art supply shop?
A: They used glue-ten. (yeah cupcakes stay away)


Thats all I got so continue this legacy and never let the jokes die. Pit People is awesome, but the community can be awesomer. Thats not a word, but spread the positivity Just post your jokes in the comments. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (once again not google ad, im just too excited for this game)
12 Comments
B@d 5 Aug, 2024 @ 6:45am 
pit people... more like... pit... pee pole...
Rotund Beast 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm 
my balls itch
Aukerage 16 Mar, 2018 @ 11:06am 
Q: What do pit spammers eat all of the time A: PIXIE Sticks
xX_masterchief_Xx 28 Jul, 2017 @ 5:25pm 
dont
Toezter 28 Jul, 2017 @ 4:27pm 
this is a quality guide right here, it very much inspired me to become a cringy jokester. PIT PEOPLE CRINGY JOKES PT 2 PLS:steamhappy:
Sanoku 16 Jan, 2017 @ 6:25am 
cringe is strong with this one.
Boggybean 16 Jan, 2017 @ 6:12am 
cringy as fuck :locoserious:
xX_masterchief_Xx 15 Jan, 2017 @ 7:05pm 
This is really unfunny.
Steelz Cloud 15 Jan, 2017 @ 10:38am 
My health has never depleted at such a fast rate. Now I am dead (not a joke).
Holy Freaking Moly 15 Jan, 2017 @ 6:35am 
Also good use of Eddie Murphy :)