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[SOUNDPACK] Tommy Wiseau

Oh hi, zombies.

Adds a voiceset for the "Mime" survivor. To select it, simply go to Profiles, choose the "Mime", then select "Human" and then select "Tommy Wiseau".

Here is a list of every quote you will hear ingame:


Agree
Sure, it's yours.
Ah ha ha! What a story, Mark!
That's the idea!Ha, I'm happy with this one, huh. I really like it.
Oh, okay, I gotcha.
That's very cool, dude.
Yes, yeah! Woohoo!
Yes, yes.
Oh, you catched it, good.

Disagree
Well, whatever.
No, it's not true, don't even ask!
Don't talk like that.
No, I can't. Anyway, how's your sex life?I can't hit him because as soon as I hit him, he hits me more.
No, I was talking to myself, only from the future, and I told me not to trust you!
Oh no!

Follow me
Let's go home.
Let's go home...
Come on, come on, go go go, alright, what next?
I was thinking, why your mouth doesn't move when you are speaking to me.

Take point
It seems to me like you're the expert, Mark!
Denny, do you have something else to do?And we wanna open the door.
Oh, you know me alien, sometimes I talk to myself, keep busy, keep myself on my toes.
I do that one all the time.
I see you in two minutes.

No weapon
Ah ha ha! You must be kidding, aren't you?
It's pretty annoying, alien!

No ammo
Anything for my princess! Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, what is here?
I don't know.

Ready
What's new with you?
I am ready for this Mortal Kombat! Give it to me! Ha!
Oh I kick your ass, that's for sure, ha ha ha ha.
Yes! This is my fate! Fate of survival!
And who am I battling to the battle today, huh?
I am Tommy Wiseau. Director and starrer of hit movie "The Room"!
I am Pig-man.
I have to come back in two minutes, okay?

Look
Hi doggy.
Oh hi, Mark.
Oh hi, Denny.I don't like the hair. I've gotta change that. This doesn't look sexy at all. Looking weird.
Oh yeah, monsters.
I'll see you in two minutes. Mmhm.
What are you doing on computer? Go outside, is so beautiful!
To be or not to be, that is the question.
I'd like to wish you, a happy, happy memorial day!
Hi doggy! Hee hee hee!
They're- they're afraid to enjoy themselves, for god's sake, it's memorial day! Don't be afraid!


Taunt (killing an enemy)
I did not hit her, I did naaaht.
I did not hit her, it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
Don't touch me, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
I'll kill you, you bastard!
You're not good you, you're just a chicken: cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!
Cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeeeep cheeeeeeeep!
Ah ha ha ha ah!
I HATE you!
I like spin, you know that, alien?
I trick you!
What a ♥♥♥♥!

Picking up medkit
I'm tired, I'm wasted...
Aaahh...

Picking up briefcase
Hey everybody! I have an announcement to make. We're expecting!

Pain
AAAHH!
Ahhh.
Arrrgh.
RREEGH!
It hurts!

Falling damage
Oooaaah, you too powerful for me! Argh!

Meleeing
Raaagh.
Hrrrgh.

Bashing
Oigh!
Aooohh!

Kicking
Ah, yes!
Ryeeergh!

Infected
How could you do this to me!?
Why? Why is this happening to me? Why!?
I don't look so good. I need more vitamins.

Dead
Everybody betrayed me, I'm fed up with this world!
God, forgive me...
And now, I am DEAD! You see this!? Uh huh!