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How to Play: Boiguhs
By Coyote Bongwater and 1 collaborators
How to play the Garry's Mod Gamemode Boiguhs! Developed by David Ralphsky and Nationside.
This guide will take your hand through the roses and tulips of the greasy fast food industry, describing in gratuitious detail on how not to melt the flesh of your customers and fellow fry-cooks alike.
   
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What in tarnation is Boiguhs!
Boiguhs! is a multiplayer co-op gamemode in Garry's Mod, detailing the experiences of working inside the Fast Food industry, or as closely as we wished to make it.
What orignially started as a complete joke to attempt to make a burger flipping simulator in Garry's Mod has now escalated into its own gamemode -- with challenge, heartbreak, and friendship bonding alike.

Boiguhs will task you with being the fry cooks of your respective fast food joint. Feeding both foot-powered and car-powered customers, you must make each and every one of them happy. The fun comes in with the slowly overwhelming number of customers who will pile into your store.

The game is very simply boiled down into eight parts:
The very, very basics
Cooking the Meat
Preparing your Boiguh
Serving your Boiguh
Rat Management
Supply Ordering and Management
Difficulties
Console Commands

oh, and also there's
How not to catch everyone inside the restaraunt on fire

This guide will further describe theses eight or nine or something parts in detail.




You're only getting paid $2.45 an hour by the way.
The very, very basics
This section will cover the most basic things in the gamemode. Not even going to bother to add pictures because bleh

How to start the game - To start the game, simply press E on the bell next to the register. Once the game is started, you may press the bell all you like, there's no turning back now.

How to end the game - There's no way to end the game yet, sorry. I don't even know what an endgame would be like. If you have any ideas, put them in the suggestions thread on the workshop item.

Putting money in the registers - When you give a customer their burger, they will throw money at you. To put the money in the register, simply pick them up with your grav gun and touch them to the register. You can also throw them into the register. Basically, if the money touches the register, you will get the money.

How to give food to the customers - Once your boiguh is complete (complete meaning it has a bottom bun, at least one ingredient, and a top bun), pick it up with your gravgun, and touch it to the customer. They must be sitting in order for them to accept the food. Similarly to the money, you don't have to be holding the food for them to eat it. You can punt it to them from the kitchen, they don't care.

How to cook ingredients/which ingredients to cook - The only ingredients that require cooking are the patties and the bacon. Both have a fleshy texture to them. To cook them, pick them up and set them on the grill. They will start to sizzle. Wait for them to become darkened. A good rule for when to take them off is when there's barely any red left. This will usually work on lower difficulties.

How to kill the rats - You can kill the rats simply by left-clicking them with the gravgun. It will do a punt, and they'll be killed.

How to put out fires - If you accidentally set something on fire, there's a handy fire extinguisher next to the back door. If someone has thrown the fire extinguisher away for some reason, you can dip the burning object in the sink near the drivethrough.
Cooking the Meat
So you think you're ready for cookin' patties? Boy I've been fryin' these things since before you were a sparkle in your momma's belly, so listen up!



Now that there is a perfectly cooked burger patty. That's the money-maker. Always try to aim to get a patty this good, or else you won't get paid! Ya only need to cook bacon and patties, so don't throw anything else on the grill, or who knows what could happen! You could start a fire! You could get infested with flaming rats! You could make the perfect rosato! Just don't do it.
Preparing Your Boiguh
Creating your boiguh is very easy. First, start with a bottom bun, and go from there. To put ingredients on the boiguh, touch them to the bottom bun. Once the top bun is on, you cannot edit the boiguh further. You cannot take ingredients off at any point, so be careful! Rats can sometimes steal entire boiguhs, so don't leave them on the ground.
Serving your Boiguh

This is your average customer. Very needy and impatient, you must serve them within two minutes, or they will get up and leave, hurting the morale and leading to less customers and therefore less money! Serve them the boiguh they request, and they will pay you and leave. If they give a good word, you got the order perfect! This will greatly increase morale and lead to many more customers. To serve them, simply touch them wih the completed boiguh. A boiguh is not complete unless it has a top and bottom bun. The boiguh must have the correct ingredients in the correct order to be considered perfect. This means that if you're supposed to make a bigmac but accidentally put a cheese on first, just move on to the other ingredients. Trying to then put on a meat patty and then the rest will lead to the order being completely wrong, indicated by them cursing at you. Try not to serve them uncooked meat, as they'll die of food poisoning. Likewise, giving them burning food will catch them on fire. Don't worry, it won't harm morale, it's just fun. There are also cars they will come to the drivethrough, and behave similarly.
Rat Management


This is the enemy, gentlemen. Examine the enemy. This is the single most dangerous threat our establishment has ever faced. These little commies refuse to abide by our wonderful capitalistic laws and instead steal what they want for themselves. There is no bargaining with them -- if you see them, do not hesitate. Use maximum force and execute with extreme prejudice. Use your gravgun to punt them, they'll die in one hit. Try not to let them run off with your ingredients. Once a rat has been killed, it will lie on its side, dead. You can pick them up and grill them. You can even serve them to customers.

Rats will only pick up ingredients that have fallen on the ground. They can also pick up entire boiguhs, so try not to drop them. If they can't find any ingredients, they'll go after you and start nibbling your toes. Rats won't hurt morale. After ten seconds or so, if a rat corpse hasn't been cooked or put on a boiguh, it will be removed.
Supply Ordering and Management
So you've been working diligently on boiguhs and serving them to your needy customers. You go to finish your latest amalgamation of racoon meat and heart attacks, and discover that you're out of top buns. What do you do?!

Located behind the wall towards the drive through, lies your salvation.


Simply hit E on this phone, and assuming you can afford the fee (depends on the difficulty level), it will summon the chariot of the gods, the supply truck:



This will drop some crates, hit E on them to break them open, revealing the contents inside. The first crate will be buns, the second will be produce, and the third will be meat. Keep your supplies coming, and don't take too long sorting boxes - those customers are hungry!
How not to catch everyone inside the restaraunt on fire
Fire!
It's a scary thing. Animals fear it, Xenomorphs fear it, and so should you!

It can be quite easy to burn yourself or your supplies in a freak accident, but in the service industry, we have a way of combating this:
PDETTGIMCEYELAEHFOF

This means:
Please Dont Ever Touch The Grill It May Catch Everything You've Ever Loved And Ever Hoped For On Fire!

Really, what we mean is don't touch the grill with any part of your body, and watch your patties.
If they start to get too dark, they might catch fire.
Serving a burning burger to a customer is only somewhat discouraged, but try not to do it too much, as your company may be on the grill next!
Difficulties
Finding the game too easy? Crank up the difficulty. Use the console command boiguhs_setdifficulty, with 1, 2, and 3 as the possible inputs. 1 is easy, 2 is medium, 3 is hard. The higher the difficulty, the faster customers and rats spawn, the more expensive the supply truck is, and the closer the meat has to be to perfectly cooked in order to be accepted. Good luck!
Console Commands
There are a few console commands to edit the gamemode.

Name
Arguments
Description
boiguhs_setdifficulty
1 | 2 | 3
Sets the difficulty of the game
boiguhs_getdifficulty
N/A
Prints the current difficulty
boiguhs_setmorale
Any number
Manually sets the morale, AKA the spawnrate, of the customers.
boiguhs_setmoney
Any number
Manually sets your money.
boiguhs_debug
0 | 1
Enables/disables debug prints. This is largely used by me to find problems in the gamemode, but you can use it to enhance bug reports or just find out how the gamemode works.
4 Comments
Watch 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:16pm 
the default, you have to use the boiguhs gamemode to see the map
slugster 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02am 
what map do you use
Doctor Cepelinas 25 Jun, 2018 @ 2:34am 
This could be the most funniest and informational guide about an gamemode. Nice work!
Nephrite Harmony 17 Apr, 2017 @ 10:08pm 
:ss13ok: