Hi, I'm Johnathan Foster and I'm a maymaholic.
I identify as a 200mm Howitzer Edgelord Shotgun-lover.
Check your privilege every time right before you speak with me otherwise it's sexual rape harassment oppression.
Now everyone has to give me their lunch money unless I think they're alright, otherwise I'll shank 'em 5 times each.

Hi, I'm Johnathan Foster and I'm a maymaholic.
I identify as a 200mm Howitzer Edgelord Shotgun-lover.
Check your privilege every time right before you speak with me otherwise it's sexual rape harassment oppression.
Now everyone has to give me their lunch money unless I think they're alright, otherwise I'll shank 'em 5 times each.

//Hi, I'm Johnathan Foster and I'm a maymaholic.
I identify as a 200mm Howitzer Edgelord Shotgun-lover.
Check your privilege every time right before you speak with me otherwise it's sexual rape harassment oppression.
Now everyone has to give me their lunch money unless I think they're alright, otherwise I'll shank 'em 5 times each.