Alien Hostage

Alien Hostage

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An incredibly helpful guide for newcomers.
By kitten
The title explains it all.
   
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Flips
Hold space for a second, then keep holding space while press right key
How pro's collect props (works on every map!1!111)
Simply hold space for half a second, tilt your spuce ship a little to the right and then hold space and control to get all the props.





Hurry and use before update is realeased!!!1
Victory strategy 1
Hold space until you hit the ceiling and win. The humans gave up.
Victory strategy 2
Run into the finish pad at an approximate angle of 74° felsius. This shatters the wall without the need of an absurd amount of props.
Victory strategy 3
Now this one is a little complex, so follow the following steps:

1. Get your microphone*
2. Plug it in to computer**
3. This is probably the hard step so pay close attention. Actually, it can't be described in written form, so just follow what this person does:










*If you dont have a microphone, follow step 1.
**Unfortunately, this doesnt work on laptops, sorry.
Victory strategy 3.5
Following the above section, you now have your russian mother yelling at you, which is necessary for completing this strategy. If you turn around and start screaming back at her, it should make her unplug the computer and take it away from you. *this is why it isn't laptop compatible with laptops*

Edit: For the duration of that month your mother will be beating you with a crowbar

The month after you get it beck, you'll find you've completed the level!
Have fun with your newest edition to the "perfect game" pile.
Enjoy, and remember to like and subscribble to this awesome vlog channel ecks to the deeee
5 Comments
お母さんのお*がうま 3 Sep, 2017 @ 7:27pm 
0.0
Alexander 18 Aug, 2017 @ 1:31am 
Youtube 10/10 :happyrandy:
kitten  [author] 16 Jun, 2017 @ 8:09pm 
oh really? damn
NYABO! 15 Jun, 2017 @ 9:59am 
none of these work anymore
kitten  [author] 24 Mar, 2017 @ 6:01pm 
yes i couldn't agree more