Alright, listen up filth, i have over 250 hours logged into this game so i know the ins and outs of how to complete the game as fast as possible, and how to efficiently do so.

The first part of this guide is how to prepare to play for the first time. what you are going to want to do is double click the icon for sakura spirit. once you reach the title screen, be sure to press f12 to take a screenshot, then upload it letting your friends know just what your getting into. it is important to perform this step as it will show your friends that you have a level of acceptance to what your next 2 - 3 hours are going to be like. if you either have friends who will praise you for playing the game, or have no friends at all, disregard this step.

From here you can get straight into the gameplay. after seeing the title screen the first thing you will most likely be thinking is "is this going to be one of those games?" to which the answer is yes. luckily for you. the oh so kind developers have made the game playable with just a mouse, this means that one of your hands is free to stuff down your sweat pants and get ready for the coming flood of bodily fluids that will make your razer keyboard all sticky n' yuck. to get the most enjoyment out of this game you will need to read every single line of dialogue, this will allow you to get invested with the characters and make the decision on which ones you hate and which ones you love, which isn't difficult because 90% of the garbage they spew is just brain dead seductive trash, so it really comes down to which one you think looks the best. the game will take you a whole of 2 - 3 hours to complete if you are reading the story, and 4 - 5 if you get a bit too involved with the characters. but dont worry about a thing jimbo, for each picture you get they get added to a gallery on the title screen. so each night you can revisit the game and get your fix (if your a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, a smart person would just look them up on their phone). next, we will cover the speed running aspect of the game, which is by far the most skilled aspect of gameplay and only those with the highest levels of reaction speed and skill should proceed beyond this step.

Once you have completed the story for the first time and zipped up your fly, you are ready for your first speed run. you will need to do the following steps before begining such a high skill cap game. first, if step one applys to you, you need to let your friends know you have finished sakura spirit, and keep posting more and more screenshots from the gallery to either trigger or arouse them. after this step, grab a towel to wipe the sweat off your head because we are going to engage in some pretty serious high skill gameplay. then tab back into sakura spirit. head to the prefrences tab, and put Text Speed to the max setting, and Auto-Forward Time to the max setting. once this is ready, prepare unregistered hypercam 2 and an online stop watch, when ready, press play. now comes the hard part, you are going to want to find any heavy object like a wallet or anime statue from your desk and place it on the space bar of your keyboard, be sure to take deep breaths and plenty of water while doing this, as it can get quite intensive. once you have placed the object on the space bar, simply sit back and watch as the entire game plays itself up until the single mutli choice option near the end of the game. this is what separates the good players from the scrubs. you are going to want to quickly remove your hand from your nutsack, and place it back on the mouse, then move your cursor to one of the multi choice options and click. as usual, wipe your face, drink some water and have a rest after this stage as it can be quite intensive for newer players. after this is complete, you can sit back again and watch as the rest of the game completes itself. once this is done, Congratulations! you have completed your sakura spirit speedrun and can now call yourself a pro at the game.

Any further steps are to simply show your dominance as a sakura spirit pro, you will want to go back to the hentai website where you saved the pictures earlier to your hidden folder, and get a lewd profile icon to use on steam, and call yourself something dumb like "Dat Fox" or something stupid around that level of autism. then add $10 to your steam account and buy five of every trading card to craft the tier 5 badge for sakura spirit, or if thats not a big enough dent in your crunchy roll budget, add another $10 and buy the foil cards, also be sure to add a screenshot gallery, and buy a background + every emoticon from the game.

Thanks for reading my guide to becoming a sakura spirit pro, i hope you learned something about yourself or your friends, and perhaps even became a little bit better at games in general. see you soon you filthy weeb garbage