Step 1: get your lazy ass off the couch.

Step 2: Walk to kitchen.

Step 3: Put arms out.

Step 4: Open Cabinet.

Step 5: Grab plate.

Step 6: Walk to counter and place plate down.

Step 7: Keep arms out and walk over to pantry and open pantry.

Step 8: Grab buns, lettuce, tomatoes, and onions.

Step 9: Walk to counter and place items down.

Step 10: Walk to fridge with arms out and open fridge.

Step 11: With arms out grab hamburger meat, ketchup, pickles, and cheese.

Step 12: Walk back to counter and put items down on counter.

Step 13: Walk to cabinet and grab pan with arms out.

Step 14: Walk to stove and put pan on stove.

Step 15: Walk back to counter and grab hamburger meat with hands out.

Step 16: Walk back to stove and place hamburger meat on pan.

Step 17: Put one arm out and turn knob.

Step 18: Wait till the hamburger meat is done burning.

Step 19: Put one arm out and turn knob opposite way.

Step 20: Don't be a baby and put arms out and grab burned hamburger meat.

Step 21: Walk back to Counter and put burned hamburger meat down.

Step 22: Pick up bun and place it on the plate.

Step 23: Pick up burned hamburger meat and place it on bun.

Step 24: Pick up cheese and place it on burned hamburger meat.

Step 25: Pick up ketchup and squirt it on cheese.

Step 26: Pick up lettuce and place it on ketchup.

Step 27: Pick up tomatoes and place it on lettuce.

Step 28: Pick up onions and place it on tomatoes.

Step 29: Pick up pickles and place it on onions.

Step 30: Pick up another bun and place it on pickles.

Step 31: Put arms out and grab plate.

Step 32: Walk to table with your meal.

Step 33: Place meal on table.

Step 34: Sit your ass down.

Step 35: Put arms out and grab hamburger.

Step 36: Squeeze hamburger hard, but not too hard.

Step 37: You must smell the hamburger, look at the hamburger, lick the hamburger, and be the hamburger.

Step 38: Start moving hamburger towards your mouth with your arms and hands.

Step 39: Open mouth.

Step 40: Put about 1/8 of the hamburger in your mouth.

Step 41: Close mouth.

Step 42: Chew hamburger piece.

Step 43: Swallow the hamburger piece.

Step 44: Be ashamed of yourself, that you wasted your whole time making the hamburger and forgot the BACON!

Step 45: Restart steps, but include bacon.