Enemy Mind

Enemy Mind

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Saucer Schematic
By Arch Hippy
Some of you may have already obtained a steam card of the enigmatic "Saucer" ship. Having decoded the alien symbols, I thought I'd save other people some time and share my findings here.
   
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Saucer Info
Here's all the information in no particular order. I won't be sharing the image so you still have incentive to unlock it yourselves. The all-caps and lack of punctuation is sic and I'll be skipping the miscellaneous numbers on the side.

Name: "UNKNOWN" (This is even less informative than "Saucer" but whatever)
Weapon: "PEW PEW EMITTER"
Top component: "GLOWY TOP"
Thruster: "WHOOSHWARP BOBBIN"
Core: "SPINWHIRL CHEWY CENTER"
The numbering sytem is confusing, but I think the following numbers are correct.
"WIDTH IS 47 METERS"
"HEIGHT IS 9 METERS"

All of these details sound like I made them up off the top of my head, but I promise you these are real. After listening to all the inane chatter coming out of the saucer, I don't know what I was expecting. Oh well. I hope you liked it!
2 Comments
ism 16 Mar, 2022 @ 5:10am 
The characters actually seem to have capitalized versions. They usually look somewhat similar, so you can often tell how it's supposed to be capitalized. There's punctuation, too!
misha.made.of.dill 1 Mar, 2020 @ 6:32pm 
I like it very much. I forgot I wrote this nonsense :D ...sorry