These creatures lurk around TF2’s voice chat feature. They either can’t afford a good microphone or they are just really lazy. These creatures, when offended, will use their secret power. The power of pressing V and destroying your ears. These creatures are often kicked from servers due to the fact that they are SUPER annoying. GabeN cries everytime he sees one of these creatures. You don’t want to make GabeN cry, do you? You disgusting freak! JK <3
-TheKasper

Although quite uncommon, the tower still can be seen from time to time in community servers. The Tower has an interesting survival tactic, as they think that they can achieve strenght by… stacking ontop on top of each other? And ontop of that (haha funny pun lol ecks dee) they think that they can achieve godlike power by stacking AND dancing the kazotsky kick. But the scariest thing about these creatures is that if you see 2 Towers, you are gonna see the battle of Mannrobics VS Kazotsky Kick happen, right in front of your eyes. Infact, the battle is so powerfull that one of our researchers got hurt by just watching these creatures fight one another. So really, you should only worry about the towers if you see two of them, if not, then just watch the show!

- Stealthy Glaceon

The F2P: Born from either console gaming or the outdoors, (Who the hell goes there anyways, ugh.) these creatures have just been born into TF2 and have ABSOLUTELY NO GODDA** idea how to play this game. Rocket jumping? Sorry, try again. Cloak? Nope.avi. Good building placement? Hahaha, no. Many of these creatures will try different things and it is always a great thing to see one. You are looking at a person that could totally change where this game is going. Or, you could see a F2P Medic only use his syringe gun the entire game… :( Anyways, the F2P is such a fascinating creature and should be treated with respect and with open arms to whatever they need to do. Except do something really stupid. Like build a teleporter that is facing the wall.
-TheKasper

EXTREMELY Common on trade servers (no f***ing way), the Trader is species that can have loads of different personalities. For example: Some traders know everything and every price of every item in the TF2 Economy, some just trade random people and give Mann. Co supply crates for random items, some try to trade the same item for the same item. So, just based on some of the more common ones i stated, you can already see that this is a very diverse species. So, if a trader tries to trade with you and you don’t know how to react, don’t worry, because you can simply decline the trade and you’re good to go (unless he tries to trade you and australium/unusual for a single scrap, then you accept it you idiot). These creatures are VERY SLOWLY dropping numbers, as the price of keys right now are approximately 400,000 refined metal.

- Stealthy Glaceon

These common creatures are very interesting from the rest of the creatures in community servers, because of these simple reasons: THEY HAVE NO MEANING IN LIFE, THEY ARE SOULLESS, DOING NOTHING BUT STAND LIKE A STATUE, WHEN REALLY, THEY ARE ONLY SUFFERING INSIDE OF THEIR STONE COLD HEARTS, EVEN THO’ THEY DON’T HAVE A HEART. Ummm, anyways, some Idlers are not actually idle, some are just trying to farm items because they haven’t played tf2 in a week, or some… actually, now that i think about it… Why am i describing a creature that lives it’s entire life doing nothing? Hmm.

- Stealthy Glaceon

The Beep Man is a very, very rare creature only found during a Halloween time/Silly Servers. (Wow, no sh**!) This guy is a total bro. He will either do one of two things.
1. He will be friendly.
2. He will help out the team in anyway possible to try to win.
If it is friendly, he will probably build a dispenser and Rancho-Relaxo. Don’t kill him or GabeN will cry. If he tries to win, don’t get mad and remember, anytime you see this guy, give him a high-five or something because you probably won’t see another one for a pretty long time.
-TheKasper

These creatures know all of the dance moves. They bring the life to the party by using their one thing that they know how to do, taunt. With one simple conga, they can turn a bloody, gruesome war to a peaceful, happy place where nobody dies and everybody dances. The Taunter and the Tryhard are bitter rivals. Everybody likes the Taunter but, nobody likes the Tryhard. (For an explanation for the Tryhard, see “The Wild Wonders of 2fort” and “The Wild Wonders of Hightower.” “Both of them are amazing guides and can I please go home now?” -TheKasper)
-TheKasper

Disclaimer: We know that we already covered this creature but, bear with us, we learned something that will blow your minds! Alright, so, I’m assuming that you already read the Spycrab and Boxtrot spy description. (See other guides.) But some Medics and Engineers ran experiments on Spies and found something incredible. When you combine the Spycrab and the Boxtrot Spy together. The Spy actually changes gender! (There are only two.) Dun dun DUN!!!!! This is how it works: equip the boxtrot taunt. Then, spycrab for 5 minutes. Now, when you use boxtrot, your spy will be female. Sadly, the Medics and Engineers haven’t found a way to see the female spy.
It is rumoured the only person being able to see the 2nd gender of the “Spytrot” is an attack helicopter pyro.
-TheKasper and Pootisaurus_Rekt

I’m pretty sure you all experienced a custom server at least once in your career as a TF2 player, right ? Well, then you more than sure know there is always that one guy that does anything except taking the game seriously. Unlike the species we listed before and in our other guides, the binder’s activity is mainly in the chat. People usually see them as entities which spams lennies (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) and ecks dees (XD).
- Pootisaurus_Rekt

This Common-ish creature is the equal of the Beep Man, both in fun and how friendly he is. The Pootis Bird however has to be treated VERY CAREFULLY, because if you scare pootis bird, Mama Pootis will come, and you DON’T wanna see Mama Pootis. Anyway, the pootis bird is often found giving sandviches to everyone, taunting and having a good ol’ fun time with everyone. These creatures have a similar effect to the Beep Man, also, as if you find a Pootis Bird, a second one you be around also, as these creatures immigrate to servers in groups. These creatures are definitely, alongside with the Beep Man, one of the most fun creatures you will EVER meet in community servers.
- Stealthy Glaceon

This very common pest is probably the most irritating thing you will meet. Much similar to the fly, (nature) this creature will stay on your ass 24/7 and will make very annoying noises such as: moaning, buzzing, yelling, acting like they just got their left testicle ripped off by the spy’s knife, etc. I recommend either muting this creature or helping it understand TF2 a little better. Oh yeah, by the way, 80% of the time they will not be good at the game. So, help them out a bit. You can normally find these creatures on: Valve 2Fort, Achievement Servers, etc.
-TheKasper

Suggestion by Thunder

These creatures are the only species that inhabit Achievement Servers (OMFG IT’S NOT POSSIBLE), as most of those servers only have 3 people each. These creatures think that they can achieve true power by doing lots of achievements, and unlocking items that you could get in less than a minute in scrap.tf. But when they think they are strong enough to go into a casual game to fight, they get steamrolled. Hard. And on top of that, they NEVER think it’s THERE fault, i mean, why would it be theirs? It can only be his teammates, right? Well, actually, these creatures are one of the weakest creatures in all of community servers.

- Stealthy Glaceon

Suggestion by Snappy_Guardian

These creatures are basicly the hackers but legit. These creatures will abuse their powers of beign an admin (couldn't even tell by his name lmao) to make the stuff of actual nightmares. They can make horrible, horrible stuff like placing 60 mini-sentrys outside spawn, alongside merasumus with the chicken kiev doing a kazoysky kick. Yeah. These creatures are absolutly INSANE, and they like what they do ALOT. But one downside to this creature is that: Most of the time, the server the admin abusers are on have 0 creatures. Why you may ask? Well, it's simple. They don't want to be tortured. If you ever encounter the admin abuser, i suggest leaving server IMMEDIATELY.

- Stealthy Glaceon




<----- The Admin Abuser doing it's horrible work.

Suggestion by Conte Von Fappinburger

Here I go:

The Boifriendo

Oh hell no, not this guy. If you didn't want to fight anyone, it would be this guy. He has an Antarctic Parka, Chiefstain's Challenge and Antler painted pink with a Kritz girfriendo/ pocket medic shoving her healing beam in his ass 24/7. What's worse is that she will pop it just so you die.

The Girlfriendo/Pocket Medic

Pockets medics. WHY?! These guys will 24/7 a Solly, Demo or Heavy, and have Kritz with them, so they can kill you and say ''N00B GIT GUD'' or some bullsh*t like that.
Girlfriendos stick to only 1 patient. ONE! HER BOIFRIENDO! She can be spotted by her Circling Heart Grimm Hatte, Blighted Beak and something else painted all pink!

- Pootisaurus_Rekt

Suggestion by ARMAGEDDON!

The Sprayer -
If you've ever seen sprays of scantlily clad animated girls, or maybe a spray with some intense 'action' in it, then you've seen the mark of the Sprayer. This wild wonder will spray whatever they want to spray near people, and expect people around to get a reaction from it. Normal responses tend to be people blocking the Sprayer's sprays, fapping, and raging in mic or text chat. Be warned however, that there WILL be a chance of you becoming a sprayer yourself if you delve even deeper in the rabbit hole. Sprayers also have a protective attitud, so be careful when blocking their sprays, or else they might just kill you, or maybe just put it somewhere else where you can't find it.

Holy crap, lots of people wanted this one. So, your good old Uncle Kasper will tell you the tale about the Rich Guy. The Rich Guy is a creature who has poured their life savings into the game known as Team Fortress 2. They will have TONS of fancy hats, taunts, unusuals, stranges, killstreaks, etc. This creatures' behavior can go a lot of different ways.

1. The Calm and Cool guy.

2. The Tryhard. (read other guides)

3. The Real Angry Guy.

4. They Silent Guy.

5. The Medi-Beam Magnet.

And so on and so forth.

-TheKasper

Suggestion by genessee569

These guys will go Hoovy or Beep Man or some other friendly, and wait for you to let your guard down. Then you will be dead, and have a taunting Pootis Bird congaing over your lifeless body. These guys are classified as Tryhards because they use our love of friendlies against us. Kill them at all costs. Also, not to be confused with a friendly defending himself from tryhards!

- TheKasper [For helping me SO MUCH to make this guide]
- Pootisaurus_Rekt [For also helping me SO MUCH to make this guide]
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