Now I know what you're thinking: "Why is this game called Of Guard & Re tard s? It sounds stupid."

Indeed the title of the game sounds stupid, but it's what's inside the game.

When I saw the game I thought it was an another game that got greenlighted and it didn't have an purpose for it. [ See Jameskii's video on Steam Greenlight ] but that's when I played it, and now I want to share it with you guys.

Now lets really get into the game guide.

[ Skip this part of the guide if you don't want to know what does this and that is! ]

• W - Move Up
  
• A - Move Left
  
• D - Move Right
  
• S - Move Back
  
• Q - Inventory [But that's never on]
  
• 1 - 4 - Chosing Weapons
  
• Enter - Talk with red and blue!
  
• T - Talk to the team you are on right now!
  
• E - Interact with items
  
• M - Open up the map

• Left Mouse - Fire weapon [ WARNING: If you used selected an weapon DO NOT HIT M1! It will Fire it already! ]
  
• Move your mouse to Aim
  
• Right Mouse - Use Flash-Light.
  
• M3 [Found between Left & Right Mouse] - Use Quick Commands

So we have 2 Teams: The Blue [Guards]Team and the Red [Thieves] Team [Just like TF2]


The Red Team's Goal is steal the correct item on the field. If they grab the item and run to the any escape point then they win, but if they die while trying then the item is placed back where it was and you have to try it again. It depends on what item it is and what map it is. There is an total of 6 Items on each map everytime the map changes. Each item has an reference from an game. There's the Sandvich on of the maps, Crowbar, Half Life 3, Notch's Secret Plans, and other references from games! They can take the item that's not supposed to be the objective as well! Use this to your adventage!

The Blue Team's Goal is to keep guess which item the red team will steal. There's an timer on the top right side of the screen. If the timer reachs 0:00 then Blue team wins! Becareful though! The Red Team can take the any of the items on the battle field! Example: They can take this item and that one.

Our First Guy - Shadow His Primary Weapon is an Standard CrossBow

His Seconday is an Pistol with an sliencer

He carries Smoke Grenades and Spikes? [ Something with Jacks? ]

Our Next Guy comes from an game that I like to call MGS. - Cobra

His Primary Weapon is an Knife, but not any knife. This Knife can instantly kill anyone if they're in an correct postion.

His Second Weapon is an Pistol with an Silencer.

He carries an Grenade for CQC.

Our 3rd Guy is Saboteur

He's Armed with an MP5K with an silencer

An Pistol With an Silencer.

He Carries an Fire Grenade

Creater's Notes: This is much as I'm going to do. It's about 4 AM in the morning over here...and...yeah.. I promise I will get this done! Just be wait! -Skinny