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h0w to get to 1000- mmr
By itzryzo
Want to be a 1k mmr lord? well you've come to the right guide.
Hi im jeff, and i've been at 1k for over 5 months now! Its amazing, and you could not get a better experience in dota.
   
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Game modes.
Firstly to be a 1k player you must play in the correct game modes. This must be always ranked random draft, because we cannot draft ourselfs so we let the game do it for us. For bonus random on random draft for best results.
Helping out your team
Right, so on the off chance you get a support buy a blink dagger and go carry. If it doesn't work feed to end faster! Supports are for noobs.
If anyone speaks english then say you dont speak english, and if they dont speak english then shut up.
ofc your a god so you must solo carry every game and only win, if you don't win its your teams fault for feeding
Farming everything
If all goes bad, you can always grab an iron talon and go jungle! ♥♥♥♥ your bad team, they can sit in that lane while you have a great time in the jungle.
Then pop out and ruin everyone or feed.
Tactical feeding
Now if you want to be smart about it you can go carry support every game but be nice. This way you get the best results with the least fallout!
if you go below 400 mmr, time to make a new account.
Now you have followed this guide, you are dendi.
np you can thank me later!
5 Comments
Want 27 Mar, 2017 @ 6:01pm 
I know nothing about Dota 2.
itzryzo  [author] 24 Mar, 2017 @ 2:25pm 
good my boy the guide has worked congrats
el carpincho gaming 24 Mar, 2017 @ 2:11pm 
okay i did and my dad called me a fucking 300mmr pinoy monker and smacked me
itzryzo  [author] 24 Mar, 2017 @ 1:31pm 
try again but this time stick ur balls in a blender
el carpincho gaming 24 Mar, 2017 @ 12:15pm 
instructions unclear; penis stuck in toaster