Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

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How to survive when the homeless attack
By gAat
This guide will go through the basics of "What to do, when you encounter the homeless."
   
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What to do if entountered
Step 1 : Remain eye contact

Step 2 : Back away slowly

( outcomes )

[Homeless man becomes agitated, but not threatened]

[Homeless man becomes enraged and runs towards you]

(Remain at a reasonable calmness)

Step 3: Run the opposite direction

( outcomes )

[Homeless man looses interest and returns to his stuff around the curb]

[Homeless man has no personal belongings and therefore is still chasing you]

Step 4: reach into your pockets and grab a handfull of change

Step 5: throw them as far and scattered as possible (bonus points if you hit their eye)





Safe travels!
55 Comments
Mal38 13 Feb, 2018 @ 8:56am 
swear i died (bonus points if you hit their eye) :ccHappy::ccHappy::ccHappy:
24601 14 Dec, 2017 @ 6:36am 
FINALLY KOOLKAT! YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS FOR!
TOMMY GUNNER 01 13 Dec, 2017 @ 9:16am 
not funny picture at all.. kill it CHILDREN.
Cezar 13 Dec, 2017 @ 4:54am 
FUCK OFF
T0XIC2013 9 Dec, 2017 @ 3:02am 
instructions unclear, got dick stuck in a toaster
Falsified 7 Dec, 2017 @ 9:00pm 
Sir, these instructions don't even make any sense. I tried all of these steps and ended up getting my right testicle sucked into a wormhole that leads to a Nazi outpost.
CADIBLES 5 Dec, 2017 @ 6:03pm 
mom make me some fish sticks
Uber λ 5 Dec, 2017 @ 4:36am 
11/10 enough to say "Fuck off".
aterisk 4 Dec, 2017 @ 7:36pm 
this have nothing to do with gmod
Charles 3 Dec, 2017 @ 11:19am 
Amazing.