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HOW 2 WIN AT TERRARIA
By stygianspirit
JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT YOURSELF, YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY TERRARIA? WHAT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DISAPOINTMENT YOU ARE. FEAR NOT ILL SAVE YOUR SMALL ASS PATHETIC LIFE.
   
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Languages: English
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22 May, 2017 @ 8:09pm
18 Jun, 2021 @ 10:12am
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Guide Index
Overview
FIRST STEP: CLASS 
SECOND STEP: HOUSES 
FINAL STEP: ENDGAME 
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FIRST STEP: CLASS
YOUR PROBABLY WONDERING: Gee, i wonder which class i want to play in terraria. IS IT THAT HARD!? IS IT?! MAGE IS THE WAY TO GO. YO-YO? WHAT ARE YOU, FIVE? SUMMONER? HAVE FUN DYING! GUNSLINGER? NO ONE WANTS TO BE A SCHOOL SHOOTER. MAGE IS THE WAY TO GO. YOU GET KICK ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASS SPELLS LIKE MAGNET SPHERE, RAZORBLADE TYPHOON, AND MY FAVORITE FETISH, GOLDEN SHOWER! SO WHY NOT PICK A MAGE?
SECOND STEP: HOUSES
NOW AFTER YOU PICK UP A BOMB ASS MAGIC MAN, YOU WANT TO BUILD A HOUSE. SEE ALL THOSE YOUTUBERS MAKING BIG MANSIONS? ♥♥♥♥ THAT! ALL YOU NEED IS A WOOD TOWER. FORGET ALL THOSE CASTLES AND MOUNTAIN VILLAGES! TOWERS WILL NEVER BE TAKEN DOWN UNLESS A PLANE HITS IT.
FINAL STEP: ENDGAME
ALRIGHT SO YOU KILLED THE WALL OF FLESHLIGHTS...NOW WHAT? DUH! YOU GRAB PEARLWOOD FROM THE HOLLOW AND PINK BRICKS, AND START MAKING PIXELART PENISES EVERYWHERE! YOUR FRIENDS WILL LOVE THEM.
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WHAT? YOUR STILL HERE? WHAT, DO YOU HAVE EXTRA CHROMOSOMES? YOUR PROBABLY WANTING TO HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT VANITY OR DYES HERE, RIGHT? WELL HERES A VANITY SET FOR YA! RUNE WIZARD ATTIRE AND OBSIDIAN DYE! THERE, YA HAPPY?

Edit 6/18/2021: I really don't know what I was thinking when I made this. I thought it was funny.
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Suit and Tai 14 Mar, 2021 @ 7:40am 
@#@$ this guide YOYO FOR THE WIN
and mybe zenith
Birbolion 25 Jul, 2018 @ 2:18pm 
Mage is best class and I am not bias in any way
jungy 23 Jul, 2018 @ 9:36am 
I think I need more help with winning. What do I do if I cant beat The Wall of Fleshlights?
jirth 19 Jul, 2018 @ 3:03pm 
Oh crap
Beelzebub Crumpethorn 19 Jul, 2018 @ 11:25am 
Your mama is the WALL OF FLESHLIGHTS and so is your face. pglock 420 (devil spy gaming yt)
devil spy gaming yt 17 Jul, 2018 @ 4:42pm 
I go all classes bi###
devil spy gaming yt 17 Jul, 2018 @ 4:41pm 
THE THE WALL OF FLESHLIGHTS WTF IS A WALL OF FLESHLIGHTS <______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________>
Beelzebub Crumpethorn 16 Jul, 2018 @ 12:11am 
I like yo-yo just beacuse of the Terrarian
uncle 63 75 6e 74 12 Jul, 2018 @ 3:31pm 
"the wall of fleshlights"
Jar of Wasps 11 Jul, 2018 @ 7:55am 
I can't do anything but laugh.