The Long Journey Home

The Long Journey Home

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How 2 get 2 earth
By karsten
Dis guide wil show u how 2 get 2 earth ezly
   
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How 2 get there
Find a black hole. Pretend ur in interstellar. Die.
(Srsly itz impossible 2 get 2 earth)

Sit down. Try not to cry. Cry a lot.
:'(

Btw: This is what happened on my third run ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x06ihgAiWc

(Sorry for the video being in german, the jumpgate to earth was in the upper right corner and my hull was low without any ressources but watch it on yourself :'( )

I've even sent the Video to Daedalic and got a great response! :D
14 Comments
blastvortx 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:07pm 
Nothing wrong with ethnicity nor nationality, m8. Besides, shame equals anger turned inward, and we can't have that either.

Only thing that sucks around here is how little help I'm finding on some of the bigger points of the game. I'm as sick and tired of flying blind as I am of dying or pissing off species for no damned good explanation. This game's a PK'er.
Oatmeal God 1 Jun, 2023 @ 9:43pm 
OOOOOH! Sorry I didn't notice.
karsten  [author] 29 May, 2023 @ 2:19pm 
Bro its from 2017
Oatmeal God 29 May, 2023 @ 9:20am 
I think this is the first time I've ever seen someone type like that in 12 years.
gnarlyhotep 31 Oct, 2022 @ 10:20pm 
This is why I don't waste much time on any one game anymore. So many more games to waste time on and actually be entertained.
Luko 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:21am 
Never be ashamed that you´re a german, bro. Ich bins ja auch und wir haben nur vergessen, wer wir sind.

PS: Um das Video zu kapieren muss ich das Spiel wohl erst mal selbst spielen XD

Grüße Erdling
Prince of Whales 26 Aug, 2021 @ 6:21am 
ah yes that hurts.. hurts a lot
XanTos 1 Sep, 2018 @ 8:55am 
Jeez, pure cringe..
Game is hard, even better the feel when you've mastered it!
The Turtle 143 24 Mar, 2018 @ 7:30pm 
mine to
AVPhoenix 14 Jun, 2017 @ 3:30pm 
"Whoever reached earth yet on any difficulty higher than Story Mode has my full respect. Seriously"

I appreciate that :)

It wasn't easy. Was first time on the seed themartian and got lucky with a few early missions which sling-shotted my progress through the zone. Ended up losing my weapons on the sector before last, went on a wild-goose chase looking for a shipyard, backtracked twice, got to earth with critical fuel.