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HOW TO CREATE A TRUE AMERICAN D.C
By Shinther
DUE TO THE COMMIE GUIDE THE US PRESENTS TO YOU HOW TO CREATE AN EVEN BETTER CAPITAL
   
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THE ENTIRE GUIDE
HELLO FELLOW AMERICAN, SO YOU WANT TO CREATE A GREAT CAPITAL UNLIKE THOSE COMMIE BASTARDS
WELL HERES HOW YOU DO IT
FIRST OFF BUILD SOME HOUSES AND UPGRADE THEM TO STONE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
THEN ESTABLISH A NATIONAL BANK (THIS IS REQUIRED) AND A DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC
THEN YOU HAVE TO MAKE A ♥♥♥♥ TON OF FARMS TO PRODUCE BREAD TO GO TO MCDONALDS (THIS IS REQUIRED FOR YOUR NATION TO WORK)
THEN SET YOUR JOBS TO THE FOLLOWING:
FARMER
SMITHER
TRADER
FACTORY WORKER (NOT IN THE GAME)
FISHERMAN
GOD EMPO- ERRR I MEAN PRESIDENT

MAKE SURE TO HAVE PLENTIFUL FOOD, DONT WANT YOUR POPULATION TO STARVE DO YA?
ESTABLISH A GREAT NUMBER OF GOOD CHRISTIAN CHURCHES UNLIKE THOSE ATHIEST COMMIES
ESTABLISH SOME DIRT SHACKS AND CALL THEM SCHOOLS THEN MASS REMOVE ALL TREES AND ROCKES (YOU NEED THEM METIRALS)
GET SOME HOSPITALS BECUASE IT REPRESENTS OUR GOOD AMERICAN IDEALS
THEN MASS REMOVE ALL TREES AND ROCKES (YOU NEED THEM METIRALS)
PUT DOWN A ♥♥♥♥ TON OF WHISKY DRINKERS
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT LADYS AND GENTS
A BETTER CAPITAL

2 Comments
Shinther  [author] 4 Jul, 2017 @ 2:28pm 
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Jk luv u bb
leanbean 4 Jul, 2017 @ 11:43am 
DIS IS NO GOOD KOMRAD

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