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How to get your first cs knife
By OH and 1 collaborators
In this guide I will teach you how to get your very first CS:GO knife.
   
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Here’s how you can get your first CS Knife (Step by Step!)
1. Sign up on a random gambling website (Specifically CSGOWild)
2. Take (steal) your mothers credit or debit card. (Why did you think this was a good idea, did you watch FaZe Clan?)
3. Add $1000 onto your balance for the csgo gambling website. This was the beginning of the end.
4. Gamble all of your stolen money on overly priced cases that have ridiculous odds. The website is clearly rigged but you don’t care (you should have)!
5. You then cry a bit over the losses you’ve accrued, but also the fact that you’ve committed a sin (greed)
6. Inevitably, your mother and eventually your alcoholic father will find out. You best call child services. The possibility of physical abuse is at an all-time high at this stage.
7. Mother finds out, father finds out, uncle finds out, aunt finds out, cat and dog finds out, friends find out, cousins find out. School finds out. Girlfriend finds out. You’re a failure.
8. You’re either dead or disowned by this stage. Your mom is in crippling debt as you’ve made her go way over her agreed overdraft. Your family really needed that money to pay for month-month bills. But now they don’t have any savings left. How could you? Do you feel happy about yourself?

Outcome: Bayonet Safari Mesh BS, Tears, homelessness, guilt, physical pain all over your body. Disownment.

Was it worth it? You sick ♥♥♥♥. Why did you watch gambling videos to begin with?
13 Comments
CRYSIS 24 Sep, 2017 @ 9:48am 
Joke
CRYSIS 24 Sep, 2017 @ 9:48am 
I add 6$ :3 and i scamm the website xDddddd:si_astr3:
OH  [author] 24 Sep, 2017 @ 3:46am 
Ily, tysm xd
synaptics 23 Sep, 2017 @ 11:37pm 
Dude, you are a FUCKING LEGEND!
OH  [author] 23 Sep, 2017 @ 12:47pm 
Dream came true, I helped someone gg
CRYSIS 23 Sep, 2017 @ 12:44pm 
i am not lamo i am get knife now xDD
OH  [author] 23 Sep, 2017 @ 12:41pm 
Oh wow lmfao
CRYSIS 23 Sep, 2017 @ 12:25pm 
xDD did it
OH  [author] 15 Jul, 2017 @ 8:50am 
gg
synaptics 14 Jul, 2017 @ 10:45am 
I did it