Starbound

Starbound

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How to be Smashingly Fabulously Awesome when you play Starbound in 7 easy steps
By Capitan Barbapazza and 1 collaborators
1) Grown a beard and cut your hairs into a mohawk - Barba è cresta sono l'immagine della figaggine

2) Make a character with beard and mohawk: your character can be awesome only if YOU are awesome
Se vuoi essere figo devi avere la barba e la cresta, se vuoi un personaggio figo deve essere figo come te

3) Wear a barrel when playing co-op - Indossare un barile in co-op è bene

4) Smash evil and smash jars... Don't smash balls, you need them - Spacca i cattivi, spacca i vasi... Non spaccare i maroni

5) Pet a whale - Adotta una balena

6) Curle your beard 7 time at hour - Arricciati la barba 7 volte all'ora

7) Leave your previous sad and normal life behind and live like a pirate/knight/awesome hero! -
Abbandona la tua vecchia e triste vita, sii pirata, si figo!

Aaaaaaaands the last and more important advice to take the best from this guide: Don't take it seriously ;P
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And don't forget to pet and adopt THE Whale, the only one in a kind, the unrepetable, the allmighty
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=879183799 !!
Why so serious? ;P
Now you're 20% more Bean
23 Comments
Fazlox  [author] 15 Jul, 2017 @ 7:12pm 
We are strongest in the midst of nonsense!
Capitan Barbapazza  [author] 14 Jul, 2017 @ 9:41am 
Follow the nonsense, Privates! Nonsense is the basic of this guide, nonsense will make us great! :mean_creep: :mean_creep:
Fazlox  [author] 12 Jul, 2017 @ 4:43pm 
You'll need to substitute it with clippings from your beard.
✚ sun ✚ 12 Jul, 2017 @ 12:28pm 
Instructions unclear, The whale ate my ass and I cannot retreive it.
Asdfghjkl 2: Electric Boogaloo 11 Jul, 2017 @ 6:16pm 
dude what
Fazlox  [author] 10 Jul, 2017 @ 2:46pm 
Seek medical attention immediately.
eg 10 Jul, 2017 @ 10:29am 
THE WHALE IS EATING ME! THE WHALE IS EATING ME! MY MOHAWK! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT BROKE THE BARREL HALP1! AND I SMASHED MY BALLS! HEEEEEEELLLLLP
eg 10 Jul, 2017 @ 10:27am 
wtf is this
Ezioblade12 10 Jul, 2017 @ 4:28am 
instructions unclear, have penis mustache and balls smell...
food 9 Jul, 2017 @ 8:09pm 
instructions unclear, typed a genric comment about this fact