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Update: 13 Nov, 2019 @ 12:12pm

  • updated for new HOI4 Version (1.8)

Update: 4 Jun, 2019 @ 10:30am

  • updated for new HOI4 Version (1.7)

Update: 8 Mar, 2019 @ 8:37am

  • sender & receiver pop up now show the name of the target/sender
  • receiver pop up will not be removed automatically anymore
  • a country can now be insulted by multiple countries at the same time

  • can now choose a specific insult instead of having to randomize until it pops up
  • can now write, save and load own insults (only letters from A-Z, numbers and some special characters can be used)

Update: 25 Oct, 2018 @ 1:19pm

  • fixed flickering

Update: 27 Sep, 2018 @ 4:11pm

  • added more insults:
    • Man, you just love stealing territories with different ethnicities than you, huh, Czech scoundrel? Slovaks, Ruthenians, Hungarians, Germans, and even Poles? (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Czechoslovakia, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
    • Your puny excuse of an union can't even compare to the might of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Czechoslovakia, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
    • Man, I miss the Czech Kingdom. They were such good allies, instead of this abomination. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Czechoslovakia, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
    • Forget about Komancza... no, don't even think about it. And Racibórz? Phah, funny joke, not getting that either. Also, Zaolzie is ours, and you're not getting back Spisz and Orava. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Czechoslovakia, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
    • Our leader was at least charismatic, as opposed to yours, who's just screaming. He's a fucking joke. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Germany and fascist, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
    • Damn, why did the Allies not agree for a preventive strike back in 1934... (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Germany, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
    • No Gdansk for you, pierdol sie. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Germany, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
    • You talk about being cut off from your exclave? How about I annex it and everything will be great? Half of it's population is Polish anyway. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Germany, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
    • Ahhh, the great French Republic, which once steamrolled through Europe, now has to hide behind some mountain bois, when it could've just bloody attacked the threat it was protecting against. What the hell happened, France?! (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be France, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
    • Oh for fuck sake, Litwa, just bloody accept the fact that your "historical" capital is almost entirely Polish, and just move on. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Lithuania, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
    • Holding your grudges against your former partner, so cool. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Lithuania, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
    • If you won't quit, I will forcibly make sure the Commonwealth is healthy and once again on the map, you ungratefull shit! (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Lithuania, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
    • You just love attacking people when their backs are exposed, don't you? (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Sweden, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
    • Catholicism > Protestantism. Deal with it. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Sweden, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
    • I don't think anyone has messed us up worse than you did, and I don't think anyone will even come close to doing that much damage. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Sweden, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
    • K U R W A! (requires you to be Poland, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
    • Thanks for opposing us and wanting to leave out around 5 million Poles east of your cursed Curzon Line, you absolute twats. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be England, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
    • Appeasement... that's the dumbest geopolitical direction I've ever heard of. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be England, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
    • Has a great colonial empire all around the world, yet couldn't stop an island just off its shores from breaking away from it. (the target has to be England, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
    • All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal. (requires you to be England with Churchill, suggested by Driconian)
    • What can you do with a man who looks like a female llama surprised when bathing? (requires you to be England with Churchill and the target has to be France with de Gaulle, suggested by Driconian)
    • Looks like you're allergic to freedom. (requires you to be USA and democratic and the target has to be non democratic, suggested by ChokeCJ)
    • You want some food? (the target has to be Soviet Union and communist, suggested by 2Polev)
    • Did you hear about the new Italian fleet? It has glass bottoms, so they can see the old Italian fleet. (requires you to be England and the target has to be Italy, suggested by Lupe)
    • NOTICE: (This insult has voluntarily removed itself to protect the feelings of the Chinese Communist Party) (the target has to be PRC, suggested by Hannhwa)
    • I just saw something that reminded me of your nation. It was my feces in the toilet. (generic, suggested by Driconian)
    • We're going to Whampoa your ass. (requires you to be China, suggested by Hannhwa)
    • Nihao, barbarians. (requires you to be China and the target has to have its capital in either Europe, North America or Australia, suggested by Hannhwa)
    • Konnichiwa, barbarians. (requires you to be Japan and the target has to have its capital in either Europe, North America or Australia, suggested by Hannhwa)
    • Annyeonghaseyo, barbarians. (requires you to be Korea and the target has to have its capital in either Europe, North America or Australia, suggested by Hannhwa)
    • Good thing I don't need to slaughter my own generals out of paranoia. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Soviet Union and communist, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
    • What's that? A cavalry regiment? \nI don't have to remind you about Komarów, do I? (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Soviet Union, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
    • The Russian Empire fell and so will you, mark my words. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Soviet Union and not fascist, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)

Update: 19 Sep, 2018 @ 3:06pm

  • added Russian translation (thanks to anbory and Otto von Bismark)
  • added that in MP all players are asked at game start, if insults should affect stability and/or world tension; the majority decides if insults affect both, only one or none of those
  • slightly increased show time for the diplomatic action window (hopefully reduce flickering for some people)

  • added a few more insults:
    • D A N S K J Ä V L A R! (requires you to be Sweden and the target has to be Denmark, suggested by PsychoticFalcon)
    • People scoffed when Chiang said communists will be worse than the Japanese. Those same people are now dead due to communism. (requires you to be China and the target has to be PRC, suggested by Hannhwa)
    • Congratulations on killing way more Chinese than the Japanese ever did. (requires you to be China and the target has to be PRC, suggested by Hannhwa)
    • When your people cry for freedom and liberty, only the tanks and their crews get their freedom. (requires you to be China and the target has to be PRC, suggested by Hannhwa)
    • So how's that communism and Maoism thing working out for you? (requires you to be China and the target has to be PRC, suggested by Hannhwa)
    • You really think your tiny island can take over the whole of Chunghua? (requires you to be China and the target has to be Japan and fascist, suggested by Hannhwa)
    • We both know what you want, but shouldn't the last time you tried in 1592 and 1597 tell you this is a bad idea? (requires you to be China and the target has to be Japan and fascist, suggested by Hannhwa)
    • Here's a tip, don't attack the nation with the largest landmass and population in Asia. (requires you to be China and the target has to be Japan and fascist, suggested by Hannhwa)
    • 1453, best year of my life. (requires you to be Turkey and the target has to be Greece, suggested by Comrade BetterBite)
    • Transylvanian castles are actually Hungarian. (requires you to be Hungary and the target has to be Romania, suggested by haha yide)
    • Gonna cook me some supper after I burn down York again. (requires you to be USA and the target has to be Canada, suggested by ChokeCJ)
    • I had a deal with your daddy about 140 years ago, now you are going to give me that land, boy. (requires you to be USA and the target has to be Canada, suggested by ChokeCJ)
    • The deal is 140 years overdue, boy. Now you are going to give me the entire country for not paying up. (requires you to be USA and the target has to be Canada, suggested by ChokeCJ)
    • Sure we lost the Emu War, but you do not have to look like them. (requires you to be Australia, suggested by Driconian)
    • It's been how long since the last time Switzerland participated in a war? (the target has to be Switzerland, suggested by Flubbl3)
    • I could throw a rock over the border and you would surrender. (the target has to be Switzerland, suggested by Flubbl3)
    • Where have your armed forces gone? Oh, that's right, you never had any! (the target has to be Switzerland, suggested by Flubbl3)
    • Shameful Display! (requires you to be Japan, suggested by DapperSpino)
    • We shall give you your place in the shade.... with Artillery! (requires you to be France and the target has to be Germany and non alligned/neutral, suggested by DapperSpino)
    • Who would win? A modern army or some farmers? (requires you to be USA, suggested by DapperSpino)
    • We've got plently of Samurai for hire, if you need an actual army! (requires you to be Japan, suggested by DapperSpino)
    • Your Empire is as big as the hair on Mussolini! (the target has to be Italy, suggested by DapperSpino)
    • I've got a button on my desk and it's bigger than yours! (requires you to be USA, suggested by DapperSpino)
    • How can Moscow be the Third Rome if it doesn't even have an R?! (requires you to be Italy and the target has to be Soviet Union and fascist, suggested by DapperSpino)
    • Navy Seal insult (suggested by Mr.X)

Update: 14 Sep, 2018 @ 5:26pm

  • changed "We shall make a wall out of your people's corpses." insult to be available, if the target has at least 3 million manpower in the army

  • added new insults:
    • Do you need us to come over and burn your little house down a second time? (requires you to be Canada and the target has to be USA, suggested by S m a k 64)
    • Do I need to save you again? (requires you to be Poland and the target to be Austria, suggested by DapperSpino)
    • Where we Dropping boys? (requires you to be USA/England and the target has to be Germany, suggested by DapperSpino)
    • P E R K E L E! (requires you to be Finland, suggested by DapperSpino)
    • THE WALL JUST GOT 10 FEET HIGHER! (requires you to be USA and the target has to be Mexico, suggested by DapperSpino)
    • Your sun will set and ours will rise. (requires you to be PRC and the target has to be Japan, suggested by DapperSpino)
    • Mario called, he wants his plunger back! (requires you to be Italy and the target has to be Poland, suggested by DapperSpino)
    • Did you make your planes out of their blueprints? (the target has to be Japan, suggested by DapperSpino)
    • Remove Kebab. (requires you to be Serbia and the target has to be Turkey, suggested by II. Wilhelm)
    • I would like to brag about our fuel efficiency. We can reach your capital with a single tank! (requires you to be Germany and fascist and the target has to be either Poland, Beligum, Holland or France, suggested by Driconian)
    • The Wehrmacht cant retire if their houses are on fire. (requires you to be England and the target has to be Germany and fascist, suggested by Nutman)
    • Who would win? 10000 T-34s or a lousy Panther that breaks down after 2 seconds of use? (requires you to be Soviet Union and the target has to be Germany, suggested by Jahou)
    • My son, playing with democracy is bad, it's time to go home. (requires you to be England and not democratic and the target has to be USA and democratic, suggested by Legatus)
    • YOU SHALL NOT PASS! (requires you to be France and the target has to be Germany, suggested by Legatus)
    • You call that a mustache? Toddlers grow larger ones than the one you have! (requires you to be Soviet Union with Stalin ruling the country and the target has to be Germany with Hitler ruling the country, suggested by XerxesTheUndead)
    • Finlandia, Finlandia, the invincible Red Army is afraid of it. (requires you to be Finland and the target has to be Soviet Union, suggested by Sam Evans)
    • It was really nice of you to build all those highways, so that the Soviet tanks are able to push to Berlin in no time. (requires you to be Soviet Union and the target has to be Germany)
    • You can't even win a war against birds. (the target has to be Australia)

Update: 12 Sep, 2018 @ 4:36pm

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