it is NOT better then the Joe Motel

You do excellent work King Leno.
However in this build, you forgot the bedbugs.

The Sleepy Joe Motel has to close, the owner doesn't remember owning it or where the keys are.

Lmfao! Lovely stuff. Imagine getting triggered by a CS asset.

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HOTEL EXPANSION PACK SUPPORT WHEN

Seriously, this and the Dump Hotel are staples of my city. I can't live without them, and now you can make them even better. BIGLY.

@Joe

Wrong motel. That's the Sleepy Joe Inn.

Imagine being so insecure you can't even let the tiniest most harmless little joke get by you without having to make some stupid "what about the other guy" comment about it...

the with out the he trump

Ruh Roh! Rump Motel has been keeping Sop Tecret stuff in the leaky basement! The Feds are on to you Rump! Run!! (Waddle)!!

At least it’s better than the sleepy joe motel 😂

Its been just a year and now we get to see how good we had it lol. This certainly aged well.

@mhicheil nah, Sleepy Joe Motels is where you go to get some sleep and peace and quiet because it's boring as shit. The Rump is where all the action happens.

Are the rumors true? That Rump Motel has been bought out by Sleepy Joe Motels? They plan on replacing stairs with elevators for people who cannot walk up stairs without tripping. I also heard, out of compassion of illegals crossing the boarder...sorry, displaced nationals, that guest will be sharing rooms with displaced national. Only complaint I heard about this chain is that rates for the rooms triples every day.

One thing about the Rump Motel, and this I can tell you ... the mattresses smell like urine. Wonderful, wonderful urine. Believe me.

Hilarious bit of fictional lore and a truly inspired asset. I'm consistently blown away by the quality and detail of your work. You, sir, are an artist and a great storyteller. Thank you for all you contribute to the community. Oh, this asset needs just one thing to be complete . . . a badly-planned UnRuly Guil-leyami press conference.

@Simonson Yet again, uneducated voters (like you) do not acknowledge the reality that the president (regardless of party) does not control oil prices.

@simonson lol get wrecked snowflake. maybe you shouldnt try compensating for something (like not having these awesome assets) by driving a gas guzzling monstrosity.

Lol, I just paid $50 to fill up my gas tank, but at least I have this witty joke asset to remind me how right I am about politics!

Hahahaha! Bravo! Brilliant, you Sir are a fantastic story teller

Not just an amusing joke, but also a high-quality building!

It'd be cool if there was a version of this with clean, colorful textures as well. Minus the Rump branding, of course. Maybe a parody of another hotel chain, like Hilton. It could be called Hil...something.

I had a good laugh at your description: "IMPEACH mint" and the border dispute with Taco Bell had me rolling! Excellent work :)

Thank you for a really cool asset & a good joke!

lmao this is phenomenal

@SpartanLibertarian get over it snowflake

@spartanlibertarian - if only eh. fortunately any fictional description of this asset is confined to the Steam Workshop and there is nothing 'real world' about this asset here or in the game.

HAHAHAH AAA+++

This is an amazing asset

Also, Taco Bell was right to reimburse Rump for his parking lot and its wall. Taco Bell was the one intruding on land lawfully owned by Rump!

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Furthermore, the method of booking is expensive, convoluted, and difficult. It takes over seven years to get a room the right way, but the yellow-orange men cheat the system and bring their litter, their nasty habits, and their weird chemicals with them. It should be made easier. However, the room rental system isn't easier because the local Chamber of Commerce lobbies the city council (which they donate to in spades) to prevent reform of the system. This incentivizes the yellow-orange men to come, creating more and cheaper guests in the process.

It also means that citizens like me, and all the orange man longing to behold this city's wonders, are passed over in favor of accepting yellow-orange men as guests. It's simply cheaper!

When Rump was alive, why was he so terrible for only accepting citizens and orange men that actually go through the hurdles to get a room?

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Furthermore, like most Rump opponents, you appear to not have the intellectual capacity to differentiate orange men from yellow-orange men. Rump did not attack all orange men. He said that when Blue City wants to encourage the departure of its tourists, it doesn't mean that the tourists coming to sight see are upstanding gentlemen. Those are the orange men.

The people coming to sight see in Rump's town are largely unruly yellow- orange men. They pee in fountains, they harass strangers, they do not abide by the laws of the town, and the local Chamber of Commerce encourages this because hotels can afford to book yellow-orange men far cheaper than orange men, much less the local citizens! Booking yellow-orange men under the table is more profitable than an orange man actually going through the process of renting a room.

Like most opponents of Rump, you have contradicted yourself. You said, and the facts show, that Rump was falsely accused of rape. Without evidence and purely by hearsay, he lost his life in a show trial where all of the local reporters celebrated his death and pushed the lies of his victims. There was never a presumption of innocence.

@turtleshroom nah, they executed him because a millionaire that hates orange people started a bullying campaign and took out newspaper ads because he thinks all orange people are rapists and criminals, although Harry Rump was a rapist and criminal so the ends justifies the means.

Geeze Louise, I have such trouble typing on a computer phone. Please forgive my embarassing typoes.

Honestly, I am stunned that you actually realise that Rump was innocent of that crime. The "victim" said he did it in a conference room, but that spefic room had glass walls. I guess the entire building enjoyed the show, am I right.

Rump should never have been executed. His accuser had no proof and no evidence, but they fried him anyway, because BELIEVE ALL WOMEN, no matter how flimsy their lie, evidence be darned.

Hidin was also falsely accused, but people actually cared about evidence because he agreed with the zeitgeist. He lived.

@turttleshroom Russians own and operate the motel now. Harry Rump died in the 90s. He was executed for a raping a teenager, a crime he in fact was innocent of. But they fried the son of a bitch anyway. That's the way he would have wanted it.

At least Rump is actually maintaining his motel and not hiding in the basement while his buddies on the local AM station are carrying his water and using their monopoly of the local stations to broadcast propaganda.

Rump's business rival, Hidin, expects the local shock jocks to do the work for him while he hides his dementia.

@jollygreenslugg hey, thanks! I always get prepared for the worse when I get a comment notification for this asset.

Brilliant asset, and a fantastic backstory. As an Aussie, we watch the Rump empire with horror, as the motel makes the whole neighborhood look bad. Here's hoping that at the end of 2020, the Rump empire only exists in Cities Skylines! Thank you, you made my day!

"Mr Rump treated a couple guys like he treats some other guys. Rump is an equality hero."
Logic 100

He filed a counter-suit against the case. I don't recall the whole story behind his countering, but I presume the counter-suit was something akin to a frivelous litigation manner or what-not.

You are right in that I was mistaken that he won the actual lawsuit. I apologize for my error. Either way, the point is that the settlement went in his favor: there was officially no wrongdoing on Trump's fault and no actions were taken against his housing, because he did not discriminate.

As for Kenneth's reply, Trump must be a really bad racist if he is the first man to break open a de facto segregated nightlife scene and explicitly encourage blacks and Jews to pay him to become members.

"Mr Rump has a black friend so he cant be racist"
Logic 100

@turtleshroom nothing about this building or description refers to Trump in anyway. It's completely fictional.

BTW, he did not successfully defeat the discrimination lawsuit, he settled.

That aside, I reiterate that this building is stunning and you should be proud of how well you make slum buildings. I religiously collect slums for my cities.

HURR DURR ORANGE MAN BAD

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If you're going to bash Trump, at least try and make a semblance of research when you do it. Trump successfully defeated a lawsuit in the seventies where he was accused of racial discrimination (admitting no wrongdoing), his nephew is Jewish, and his Maralago estate was the first in Palm Beach to openly encourage and admit blacks and Jews that could afford it. Aside from a Jewish club, the other Gentile clubs in the area prohibited blacks and Jews. Trump did not.

I'm not going to let you ruin a slummy motel that is this well made. I'm taking it anyway.

UHHHHHHHH DRumpf bad

I made the historic Rump family in The Sims

The thick plottens...

Your history is not 100% accurate. You said when he met his wife, Iwanna Rump....but of course, she wasn't a Rump when he met her. In fact, her name was Iwanna Crooktzky. Her brother, the already mentioned Rush N. Crooks, is in fact, Rush N. Crookztky, but he changed his name to the English spelling when he moved to the US, shortly after his sister, Iwanna, married Rump. It was the secret connivings of Iwanna that led to Rumps bankruptcy, all so her brother, Rush, could gain control of the motel at a bargain price.

"Leave the snowflakes in snowfall..." KingLeno, major thank you for all that you do for the CS community. The vast majority of people have no clue of how much time your content takes to create, and I applaud you for your contributions! Best of luck