Sid Meier's Civilization V

Sid Meier's Civilization V

Uighur_Caesar's Germany (Merkel)
77 Comments
Repixirq 24 Apr, 2022 @ 3:52pm 
modern germany trash :steamfacepalm:
Suebian 14 Nov, 2020 @ 10:56pm 
@jon payne based, abolish men
die!!die!! 22 Aug, 2020 @ 4:33am 
Fuck Merkel
Killuminati420 17 Nov, 2019 @ 3:44am 
Fuck Merkel
MF 8 Oct, 2019 @ 5:30pm 
Fuck Merkel
angelo378 10 Jul, 2019 @ 5:57pm 
@olit, I have the same problem.
Economic Terrorist 18 Feb, 2019 @ 2:28pm 
"It's not invasion! It's cultural enrichment!"
Asian Empress 23 Jan, 2019 @ 10:22am 
Does she force you to have open borders?
olit 13 Jan, 2019 @ 2:07am 
When i use this together with your Savonarola civ, Savonarola gets Merkels ghraphics (portrait, civ emblem, etc.) instead of his own. Anyone else having the same issue?
Omelas 8 May, 2018 @ 4:48pm 
Wait a second, so you have to purchase the Leopard 2 in order to use it?
RedWillow1917 11 Apr, 2018 @ 10:28am 
I almost feel sorry for the cow, the Left hate her cause she shits on Communist beliefs, and the Right hates her cause she lets too many people in.
lensmoor 13 Mar, 2018 @ 9:00pm 
lol some of these are hilarious
sexy chiken carry 3 Mar, 2018 @ 2:02pm 
where is the unique ability that you accept all the refuguess as workers from city-states but there is 80% chance that they turn against you changing into barbarians.
Frickachu 1 Mar, 2018 @ 1:08pm 
Discover when allies spy on you twice as easily.

Units twice as weak to Russia.

Civs with Islam as the dominant religion get 4x tourism to Germany.
DSAgrippa 1 Mar, 2018 @ 7:51am 
Suggestion. Change the symbol to Arabia's
Lexif 28 Feb, 2018 @ 11:55am 
wait thats not angela the REAL angela was around in the 1930's to 1940's
Uighur_Caesar  [author] 28 Feb, 2018 @ 11:34am 
Yeah the game can't recognize it as a half so once you have 2 going to a friend, it'll only count as 1. 4 to friends will count as 2, etc. And thanks :)
Stephan 28 Feb, 2018 @ 11:24am 
Hi - First of all great Idea of Skill for Merkel!
Mittelstand - Workshop works as i have experienced so far, good job!
Leopard 2 Tank - not yet researched so ill wait for it...
European Union - does not Work for me so far, do i need some technologie to acces to this? I am Friend to India, sending carawans there but they count as one, not as a half - what do i do wrong?
City States not yet gained...
Thx for the great Civilisation, loving it as a German! :)
Norat2304 28 Feb, 2018 @ 11:23am 
Mal ganz im ernst, so geht man nicht mit der eigenen Bevölkerung um! In Frankreich würden schon die Strassen brennen!

Und zu Merkels Intelligenz: Was hat die denn bitte in 12 Jahren tolles gemeistert? Energiewende? Haben den teuersten Strom in Europa.
Steuern? Haben wir weltweit neben Belgien die höchsten!
Innere Sicherheit? Sind wir um ca. 30 Plätze abgesackt!
Hinzu kommt noch, die angestrebte vergemeinschaftung der Schulden in der EU, wo Deutschland der Zahlmeister wird und die Bevölkerung dank Schäuble auch nun in der Haftung mit drinne sind.

Norat2304 28 Feb, 2018 @ 11:22am 
-Desweiteren gehen im gewissen Umfang die Vergewaltigungen und Opfer der Anschläge ebenfalls auf Merkels Konto durch ihre entweder grob fahrlässige oder gar mutwillige Politik in der Flüchtlingsikrise! Für mich gehört die Frau vor Gericht und dann in den Knast! Die Opfer wären durch eine kontrollierte Einwanderung von qualifizierten Migranten (wie z.B. in Kanada) vejmieden worden. Und wenn es um Kriegsflüchtlinge geht: Auch diese nur mit Ausweis. Wer nichts zu verbergen hat und wirklich aus Kriegsgebieten kommt, hat auch kein Problem damit, sich auszuzweisen!
-Nächste Punkt nun das Dieselverbot, was in gewissen Ansätzen schon einer Enteignung gleichkommt!

Und mal ganz im Ernst noch zuguter letzt zu deinen Export-Werten: Erkundige dich mal zu den Target 2 Salden, da sind wir bei knapp 1 Billion! Das Geld, was da die Bundesbank als Forderung stehen hat sehen wir NIE wieder!
Norat2304 28 Feb, 2018 @ 11:22am 
BHMUD FALSCH!
-D ist ein Niedriglohnland!(Von den Gewinnen der Betriebe kommt nichts bei den Angestellten/Abeitern an!)
-Gehälter stagnieren seit den 90ern!
-Die Deutschen sind die ärmsten im Euro Raum! (OECD <Studie, stand in der Süddeutschen Zeitung)
-Arbeitslosenzahlen sind gefaked! (einfach mal goggeln wie die wahren Zahlen sind, gab genug Zeitungsberichte)
-13-14 Millionen von 82 Millionen Menschen in Deutschland sind von Armut betroffen(kann man auch googeln, gibt genug Zeitungsberichte)
-Rente mit 70 bei 43% und 100% versteuerung wenn es für meine Generation aktuell wird, wobei vor ein paar Tagen sogar in der Zeitung stand, das selbst die 70 nicht reichen!
-die Wirtschaftsmigranten BLEIBEN! Direkte Einwanderung in die Sozialsysteme!
-zum Thema innere Sicherheit, da sind wir weltweit auf Platz 51 abgesackt!





Jasko 28 Feb, 2018 @ 10:25am 
German foreign trade 2017 record 116,5 Billion €
unemployed 2018 are 5.8% record since 1989
economy in the best position since 1980s years
refugees come and go later which are not needed economically

Belive me this is a very inteligent Kanzlerin
do not be stubid
Ch00rD 28 Feb, 2018 @ 7:41am 
Pictures are wrong. Merkel's Germany does not have any borders.
Loðbrók 27 Feb, 2018 @ 8:50pm 
Federal Republic of Germanistan
Diadema 27 Feb, 2018 @ 8:32pm 
unrealistic, 0/10 wasn't conquered by Arabia
akmatov 27 Feb, 2018 @ 7:31pm 
Should reflect the ovrerunning of Germany by members of another culture.
bandit 27 Feb, 2018 @ 7:09pm 
Can't wait to penetrate this civ
Mr. Gentleman 27 Feb, 2018 @ 2:19pm 
lmao leopard being sold off to a random civ. Too realistic.
Should also come with a MILAN rocket squad, sold off to the enemy of said random civ.
escadron fr 27 Feb, 2018 @ 12:07pm 
loooool
vivi 27 Feb, 2018 @ 10:10am 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Library of Alexandria 27 Feb, 2018 @ 3:37am 
Not to critise the leader (I reckon it was weird that the leader of the free world was missing from a mod), but why is it that the Leopard 2 is sold to a random civ? Shouldn't it be friends? One could be supporting those who could kill them. Playing her would kinda be like sucking up to the popular kids in middle school while you're hated by everyone if you don't play your cards right.
The Bush Graduation (Katrina) 26 Feb, 2018 @ 10:09pm 
Hey look everybody!
/b/tards being retards!
Majorian 26 Feb, 2018 @ 3:58pm 
insert forced migrant joke here
GamingHiro 26 Feb, 2018 @ 12:41pm 
Hail Merkel! Glory to the Vaterland and the EU!
Hailerer 26 Feb, 2018 @ 10:43am 
@Stecher Rexus

genau das machen sie...genau dafür ist Kanada so berühmt...

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Thats exactly what the Canadians are doing...they are famous for it
Stechus Rexus 26 Feb, 2018 @ 2:19am 
@7| I live in germany near a small town. The "poor" refugees brought all kind of crimes to us, espacially drug dealing, sexual assaults and violence against police officer, firefighter and other people. They damage their own accommodation, if they are frustrated about something.
But as a good citizen, you have to pay your taxes and shut up. Otherwise you're a nazi.
I see in your profile that you live in Canada. Why don't your country take in millions of migrants?
Norat2304 26 Feb, 2018 @ 1:45am 
@7 if you don't know, whats going on here in germany, than shut up! Idiot!
Norat2304 26 Feb, 2018 @ 1:13am 
Disliked this moron mod
7| Dildo Dabbins 25 Feb, 2018 @ 6:52pm 
Man, all these reddit and /b/tard conspiracy theorists commenting about fictitious migrant rape gangs in modern Germany... Completely oblivious to what life is actually like in a country they've never even been too. It's the internet, so I shouldn't be surprised. But I expected more from the steam comunity.
FrustratedTurbine 25 Feb, 2018 @ 5:45pm 
The poor, unarmed Muslims are going to take over Germany any day now, like they have for the past two years! And if they don't its because the deep state is covering it up!

Nice mod, I appreciate how her special ability isn't a boring bonus to production or the amount certain tiles produce.
Sigfig 25 Feb, 2018 @ 3:00pm 
Forced open borders with all citys with a megority muslim population.
Casual909 25 Feb, 2018 @ 2:15pm 
The workshop building should actually be a refugee camp. -5 local happiness. Random chance on unrest. If you have build a refugee camp in every city you unlock a new wonder: german mosque. Which gives you +50 Islamic pressure in every city and all german monuments and wonders will be removed.
Stechus Rexus 25 Feb, 2018 @ 11:56am 
You forgot some of Germanys special abilities, wich includes:
-A new form of military, the club of pathfinders: All military movements are reduced by 1, maintenance doubled and strength is halved. The german premium general "Ursula von der Leyen" provides a 15% combat malus to all Land units within 2 tiles.
-If you reach the year 2014, it will start an event called refugee strom. Your happiness and goldincome ist reduced by 50% and all of your towns get +40 islamic pressure.
DerRitter 25 Feb, 2018 @ 11:49am 
yeesh, Merkel....
Jeep 25 Feb, 2018 @ 9:32am 
@Caedus making civilization mods for contemporary, still-living, still in power political figures is inherently political. It justifies political comments.
MyCaedus 25 Feb, 2018 @ 8:02am 
@Gaimin' Slave
WTF? Is this the right place for political statements?
Rabbi Gubsy 25 Feb, 2018 @ 7:43am 
Does mama merkel come with the option to allow an invading foreign army to destroy Germany from the inside?

So rather than declaring war, you let foreign soldiers settle as citizens, but they are always "Unemployed" and never produce, while you also pay for their unit maintenance?

pls add thx
Thraxx 25 Feb, 2018 @ 5:25am 
destroyed my own country because of refugees with this mod. Thanks 10/10.
Spy Boy 25 Feb, 2018 @ 2:13am 
so much nazis in commentaries
カワイイ死神部隊 25 Feb, 2018 @ 1:55am 
Is there anyway for me to replace my citizens with one of the middle eastern civs who might be in the same match?