"Excuse me, the store is now closed, please exit the building."

"Excuse me, the store is now closed, please exit immediately."

ikea kommer att vinna

I DONT WANT YOUR SWEDISH CHAIRS AND MEATBALLS I HATE IKEA! I HATE IKEA!

combine soldier:please leave *pulls out gun*

3008 flashbacks

"Excuse me, the store is now closed, please exit immediately."

You could make an NPC just as a reskin of another combine trooper

I don't know if you can but can you make a c_hands for this playermodel i overwrall enjoy it but if you could do it this would be a 10/10 and before it was a 9/10

the employees have gone mad

ey you've been a pain in our ass, you know that, right?

"What exactly did i do?"

oh, attack one of our employees, steal, rob the cashier... we didn't call the police, so we can beat you're sorry ass ourselves!

"HOW DID YOU KNOW?"

No time to explain bitch! get you're sorry ass over here!



"*pain noises*"

This. is. what. you. get. You son of a bitch!
[Jason Whatever The Fuck His last Name Was]

Got beaten by Ikea security guards.

CALL THE SECURITY!

The security:

Украине

oh, so these are the guys that forcefully dragged me out of my new room eh?

If you don't want me sleeping in ikea why the hell do you have all these beds standing around?

now i need something to make this a NPC

did you even ask for permission

cheapbines!

@🎅FestiveLuigiCat🎄 HLVR secondary please fuck off.

can i see your passport?

copy and paste this all over steam so that someone can finally give berney their passport

Oh good lord! They're going to execute us with their non-beatable prices and their assimilation methods, of 20% off when you sign up with their members reward program today! What fiends they are!

The IKEA army

beväpnad vakt

The store is now close please exit the bulding

@⚥ Kàeda | BustyCatbot#8598 tbf jolly wanker did a video on the HL mod so it's kind of relevant in the community. also map labs was fucking hype

NÖVA PRÖSPEKT

pick up that chair

Niiiccceeee

when too many people steal couches

replacment version when?

The worst nightmare in 3009

... Why? xD

w... w... wh.... why...........

Of all the addons on the workshop uploaded this week we get
I K E A C o m b i n e p l a y e r m o d e l
on the front page

civilian expected of shoplifting USING LEATHEL FORCE!

alyx? gordon? is that you? thank god youre oka- *GUNSHOT*
ENOUGH WITH YOUR BULL SHIT!

and also cant forget

Dad are you okay!?
e e h ~

now we wait for the replacement

pick up that can

this is what half life 2 was missing

"Dad! Are you okay?"

*deep breath* "EeEeeehHhHhhHHh"

ehegwhgw4cgtheuhivn -lamp's dad

finally

a jolly wangcore

Welcome to Nova Prospect. Where we sell premium furniture and armaments.

"enough of your bullsh*t"
*lamp proceeds to shoot cashier*

"i wonder how a chair made a lamp." -Jolly

scp-3000-2

You should make a NPC one.

The store is closed, please leave the building!

This will go really well with that Infinite IKEA map.