childhood favorite mini game. you have unlocked a memory i didnt know i had. :D

All it needs is Esther saying:
"Congratulations, dear! You set a new high score in Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3!!! Your fellow Protectors can rest easier knowing they have raised another shining example of our future. Due to the incredible amount of time you wasted punching poor defenceless turkeys though, your universe-saving duties has fallen behind by two days."

Time to set a new high score... Again!

my favorite game fr

I'm going to bed better luck next time

I couldn't go any higher damn near gave myself carpal tunnel in my right arm so I'm quitting for the night but hey new high score right?

https://prnt.sc/7SIMZaNql6F5

Suckin on 7's

https://prnt.sc/TsR1SIGbMKVk

Going even higher

https://prnt.sc/xV0DPKGgE-4S

So many 7's

https://prnt.sc/hCKr6tGkuYjp

5's Alive!

https://prnt.sc/kfM1i6mv3-eR

This needs to be a legit game for everyone on steam also heres my high score going for the biggest one too.

https://prnt.sc/WP2CLpdPGa3D

If I make it to the highest score without resetting I'll send pic

Does Esther nag at you if you get a high enough score? I could imagine her doing that.

Why the fuck im doin' here? And there's a lot of furries?

i need to finish doom 3 making this mod distracted me from it

Love this mod. DOOM 3 was one of my childhood games.

I love how a massive majority of patman's mods 99% shitposts, 1% not shitposts, 100% fun to add

If you hit it enough we might get doom -2 so we can see the first turbo turkey puncher game

Punch the turkee

I LOVE THIS MOD!

We're one step closer to finally seeing a port of Doom running inside Starbound.

You are doing Gods work, Patman

based

I love cock

The perfect excuse when someone says they love beating cocks.

The man, the legend.
patman

Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3

pumch

another great hit patman

i hate turkeys goddamn

So, when is Super Chicken Puncher gonna be a thing.

i had my pawn at f4 and his pawn was at e4. so one next to the other.
his next move he moved the pawn to f3 and my f4 pawn was gone.
i got images but i don't know how to post them.

This comment is awaiting analysis by our automated content check system. It will be temporarily hidden until we verify that it does not contain harmful content (e.g. links to websites that attempt to steal information).

This comment is awaiting analysis by our automated content check system. It will be temporarily hidden until we verify that it does not contain harmful content (e.g. links to websites that attempt to steal information).

the game reminds me of my father...

i beat your high score loser, you're BAD!

its finally playable

i really like this