Guards N Retards

I WAS TOLD I WAS GONNA SPAWN IN THE BATHROOM!!

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Your going to get sued.

Before I play. Does it have music in there?

YO TYSM FOR MAKIUNG THIS! i was never a fan of the game, but i did do alot of research on it as i am interested in making a "fan reboot" of guards n retards, a little shitpost series on youtube inspired by the game.

Hey Alpha Male hope ur fine. I need the textures for the lamp inside the bathrooms. Do you know where can I download it?

those boobies where so sharp they could pop a baloon - swagmaster6969696969

WARNING: jr, hecu and Walter are correct

WARNING: the person below me is doing a copypasta that NO one belives. but anywayssss
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life

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i think, i used have half life one and i think you need to have half life one

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I have css textures and still missing textures.

If there is missing textures, then you might need CSS textures.

карта кал хуйня ебал твло мать

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there's missing textures in this

@ConeHead Stickman Guards n retards by smg4.

what does this require? i see little purple squares everywhere

It's not showing up

is it ai noded?

@Naftzger Inc. Guards N' Retards: Pointy Things?

Guess this reference. "HOLY SH*T! POINTY BOOBIES!"

is this a reupload of my map ?

Please add A.I nodes!

Anyone Make Perfect Dark For The 64 Yet Im Going To Try And Find It

If anyone gets these refrences you get a cookie:). HOLY CRAP ITS FATASS JUSTIN BIEBER KILL HIM, Here butt ninja where are you?

oh yea I TOTALLY REMEMBER THIS GAME. in fact i still have it on my nintendo 64. one of the most amazing old-school First person shooters game i have ever played. and this is one of the most hardest levels to earn the cheat on (on 00 agent difficulty under 2:05 to earn Invincible but its WORTH IT if you manage to get it) i still havent gotten it.

The Only Downside to this map is the light switches have a missing texture

This is a really nice map :D I have always been a fan of GoldenEye every since I first played it when I was 6 or 7... It is probably one of the greatest FPS's in history and still beats that remake with Daniel Craig (instead of Pierce Brosnan) and definitely beats "GoldenEye": Rogue Agent, which was just a cash-in on the name I reckon.

It didn't seem so long ago, but I remember when I used to go back and forth between playing GoldenEye and Perfect Dark... such epic FPS's and they both run on the same engine... I can't believe how quick it's been; they even remade Perfect Dark on the XBLA - they did a nice job as well (I bought it and it's a good remake)

This map is full of win! Thanks for uploading! :)

The only thing I hate about this map is the fact I can't get the James Bond theme out of my head while playing it.

Does it have working doors?

My server now runs this map @ Dr. Tobiee's ICU #1 74.77.101.114:27015

when i start this map it gets stuck on loading...

is this from goldeneye source?

do i need css?

do the chairs and stuff explode when you shoot them? :v

I remember Goldeneye 007, great game

GEDDAN!

yeah good memories !

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