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Dear chief replacement,
I am writing this letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you are curious upon the frequency of which i sent these letters, it's to merely instill as much fear as i can, as if basting a turkey, which i will then proceed to have sex with. thats right! im gonna FUCK the fear turkey!
follow me on twitter @theCrimsonFckr
Sincerely,
Alushy
From: Walter C. Dornez
I do believe that Is master Alucard_Hellsing's job, and unless you are a vampire, I do believe you are, how the americans say, up a creek without a paddle.
From: Your Butler Walter C. Dornez
Sir, if i'm not mistaken, and I certanly think i'm not, I do believe that is a Pony from the far off land of Equestria of the Planet Equus, more specifically, it appears to be one of the nasty Vamponies. And It appears to have stolen your sunday best, or as you like to call it, and I quote "The suit I wore that one day while watching some crap on my Flatscreen TV, just before eating some blond little demi-god bitch with my hellhounds".
A lot of people make this mistake, and it's kind of irritating.
"The return of the y-boner! With a vengence ;-;"
"Show me you hand dandyyyy maaaann!"
"Bitches love... cannons..."
-Alushy
A REAL bucking vampony!! >:3