Coach strikes me as the kind of guy who sacrifices 229.902 KB of his Left 4 Dead 2 specialized Chromebook's 15 GB HDD to have better anims for those 0.000000001% of the times where you're reviving someone while carrying fireworks for some reason.

That's before the thing starts smoking and he's forced to jury-rig the other FHS student's Chromebooks together with his own, of course.