RimWorld

RimWorld

Milk and Cigs Trader
31 Comments
Psyckosama 15 Jul @ 7:16pm 
Doesn't work. :(
Doom Daddy 22 Apr @ 9:01am 
Can confirm no dads in the colony have needed to caravan for quite a while.
dracoix 🐉 8 Apr @ 11:56am 
wreed15 7 Apr @ 8:00am 
This had me howling, THANK YOU.
Aurus 7 Apr @ 5:02am 
porros con leche
the clown 6 Apr @ 3:36pm 
honk
Lotusknight726 6 Apr @ 2:59pm 
should add one older man pawn to buy as well
The Don 6 Apr @ 10:59am 
I told my dad about this, he asked if I still lived in the colony.
When I said yes, he hung up :C
shapka_gandonka 6 Apr @ 6:24am 
can you add a bread to orbital trader list? pls
河豚合约 6 Apr @ 5:58am 
我测
o b s i d 6 Apr @ 5:30am 
"Lol, lmao"
-Space dad, 5500 AD
7ftUnder 6 Apr @ 4:46am 
Dad uses the space ship to get the milk
Taco Nuke(Dapper Edition) 5 Apr @ 9:13pm 
we're putting a father back into their home after 20 long years with this one.
Rubus 5 Apr @ 8:29pm 
Ah. Dinner.
Ostrich-Hungry 5 Apr @ 8:09pm 
@Excel.exe: loooollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Excel.exe 5 Apr @ 6:44pm 
My dad took a drop pod to the outlander union to buy some milk and never came back
Scrub Daddy 5 Apr @ 6:14pm 
unfortunately my dad's old school and went out on caravan anyways :'(
Seti  [author] 5 Apr @ 12:57pm 
@hmph i asked them and they claim they cant sell your father back because they didnt see him even buy cigs and milk
BabyWolfy 5 Apr @ 10:30am 
im getting this just cause its funny
worm 5 Apr @ 8:44am 
why do they not sell your father back?
lobotomized larry 4 Apr @ 7:24pm 
501 cigarettes (im a rebel i know)
Sakamoto 4 Apr @ 1:45pm 
Lets add a event if a pawn have father backstory or family tree and if its out of map after milk buy on colony the fatherloss pawns will get their fathers back "Directly joining to the colony"
and this will give +12 No more reddit user moodle !
Hound 4 Apr @ 12:14pm 
Joke all you want but when dad gets those cigs and milk he's gonna come back and play baseball with me.
Polski_Poland 4 Apr @ 8:12am 
500 CIggarettes
rbnzlittledave 3 Apr @ 11:57pm 
add an event that has some guy's dad ask you for 500 cigs
Lambda 3 Apr @ 11:17pm 
Exquisite
FacuPlay525 3 Apr @ 3:55pm 
make real the idea below me please
RedDestiny 2 Apr @ 9:38pm 
would be hilarious to add a secret event that if you had like 1000x milk and cigs it would spawn a pawns father
Deadliest Kitten 2 Apr @ 5:31pm 
Does this work in real life?
Bolt ⚡ 2 Apr @ 1:12pm 
Can you add a dad I can buy too?
TurtleShroom 2 Apr @ 11:23am 
Genius.