fish

i love mine its just awkward to wear because itll slip too low and cover my eyes lol

IT IS DONE.

THE WORLD SHALL DROWN IN TEARS, AND I WILL FISH IN THEM.

we need one of these that is long enough to compete with the hat of Dough Dimadome

Let any fish
Who meets my gaze
Learn the true meaning of fear
For I am the harbinger of death
The bane of creatures subaqueous
My rod is true and unwavering
As I cast into the aquatic abyss
A man, scorned by this uncaring earth
Finds solace in the sea
My only friend
The worm upon my hook
Wriggling, writhing
Struggling to surmount
The mortal pointlessness
That permeates this barren world
I am alone
I am empty
And yet
I fish

they're dyeable

I probably could add more variations though

Could you please add a few more variations, perhaps in different colors too?