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Allahu Ackbar Jihad (Sandbox SWEP)
135 Comments
rrevolt 20 Apr @ 2:36pm 
lore accurate
Guy 21 Feb @ 1:38pm 
thank the christian god that i dont live in those shitholes
borz 6 Nov, 2024 @ 2:13pm 
your insulting religions behind a screen man its kinda sad since your bitch ass would get scared irl to even say shit to muslims in muslim nations
Karl_penguin 2 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am 
M DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother☁️ again

If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅 lol
TheDarkSentinel 29 Jun, 2024 @ 1:32am 
"its super racist🤓🤓🤓" ok i dont care
borz 13 Feb, 2024 @ 4:41am 
yeah no wonder why america is the most hated cause of some brainrots like you🤣🤣💯
Bartholomew Degryse  [author] 11 Feb, 2024 @ 1:15pm 
@Tw4m I see the irony of calling me racist and the N-word in the same sentence is lost on you.
I drive 29 Jan, 2023 @ 1:39am 
nice now i can blow my friends up
Jesus 1 Oct, 2022 @ 4:25pm 
this is fine not offended whatsoever pretty cool and goofy
Bruno MaderP 20 Aug, 2022 @ 4:57pm 
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life
isntfish484 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:01am 
maywood you fucking Neanderthal
Oxide 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08pm 
not at all
tactt 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50pm 
is this kinda racist
Tritonics 21 Dec, 2019 @ 7:40pm 
Anyways , what bike do you wanna buy?
Bakeliteman 14 Jun, 2018 @ 9:09pm 
OK, OK.
Bartholomew Degryse  [author] 14 Jun, 2018 @ 4:22pm 
@Cat fanatic It's literally just 67th way. You already have it if you've ever played TTT.
Bakeliteman 13 Jun, 2018 @ 11:19pm 
Please give me a link to this map!
Perfect:steamsalty:
Shrednfred 1 Apr, 2017 @ 8:28am 
Sir, would you like a granola BAR! *BOOOOM*
Cap'n Josh 1 Apr, 2017 @ 4:32am 
ALLAHU ACKBAR RANDOM SPAMM IN YER F#KING P#SSY
Silver 16 Feb, 2017 @ 4:19pm 
this is great. finally a jihad addon that explodes.
Avelius 17 Jan, 2017 @ 12:35pm 
And no other jihad addons installed
Avelius 17 Jan, 2017 @ 12:34pm 
Sound change doesn't work
Godzillarooo 15 Dec, 2016 @ 7:04pm 
I LOVE IT
Slop Messiah 10 Dec, 2016 @ 4:09pm 
Now to use this sprinting at the dark side of the undertale fandom.....
UnmotivatedZombie 4 Nov, 2016 @ 6:16am 
now to use this while sprinting at Emperor Palpatine...
Adrianowicz 22 Sep, 2016 @ 6:05am 
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Alien 15 Jul, 2016 @ 4:38pm 
Would be cool if there was some way to make npc's try to run away, but I know that's probably really hard to do.
Cool addon tho!
þe marker 20 May, 2016 @ 11:43am 
Can it be used on darkrp aswell
Lilith Ashley Nyx Arson 13 May, 2016 @ 6:15am 
ALLAUH ACKBAR!!!
nice spelling:sans:
Chrundle the Lawyer 7 May, 2016 @ 6:41pm 
@mohammadalmarry55 Calm down, you're not helping your appearance by getting angry. I'm sure most know Jihad doesn't exclusively mean war or terrorism, but it's definition is basically, "To maintain Islam" and terrorist organizations have used it to gain legitimacy among disenfranchised muslims to further their own agena(s). Muslims have shot and killed civilians, just like every other religion or ethnicity has, don't pretend otherwise. The person who made this just used a common phrase certain terrorist organizations use to help people find his mod. By the way, I understand there may be a language barrier but Allahu Akbar means "God is greater" not "God is bigger."
M7MD55 24 Mar, 2016 @ 7:42am 
YOULL PLAY LIKE THAT HUH I WILL SHOW YOU
EVERYTHING
Bartholomew Degryse  [author] 22 Mar, 2016 @ 11:44am 
Why do I get all the crying Muslims and not the countless Jihad parodied on YouTube?
M7MD55 22 Mar, 2016 @ 10:18am 
fuck u
og memer stop it or else
Bartholomew Degryse  [author] 21 Mar, 2016 @ 8:30am 
Wow. The person who made this is a fucking dick. He doesn't even know what alloha snackbar means! Praise be to Alluh! :steamfacepalm:
0P4 X45 21 Mar, 2016 @ 7:39am 
ALLAHU AKBAR !
M7MD55 26 Feb, 2016 @ 11:39am 
oh and memeio Allahu Ackbar does not mean oh my god it means god is bigger you dumbass
M7MD55 26 Feb, 2016 @ 11:38am 
SRSLY? do u guys even know what jihad means its not explode your self and scream no it mean the solder who left his family to fight for his country not with bombs ohh i forget that you are heart less you think war is just shot every thing around you but we muslims know what is the true meaning of wars. we just kill the solders who we need to fight but any citizen around us we stop shoting until the citizens are safe even if they keep shoting at us we dont shot or kill citizen
Monika 9 Dec, 2015 @ 2:12pm 
Admiral Ackbar!
Bartholomew Degryse  [author] 4 Dec, 2015 @ 10:22pm 
@ⱣȺḷƝ Allow me to fix your broken English, for education's sake:

Do you know what Allah Akbar means?

I know what it means!

Do not say what it means in a stupid way. (Or if you're an advanced English speaker, you could say "Don't give me a wise-ass definition!")

To answer your question: Allah Akbar is essentially the Muslim equivilant of the Christian expression "Oh my God!" If I had a dollar for every time someone asks me if I know what it means... I'm sure people are going to continue asking me this question, even though I'm pretty sure I've answered it before a dozen times.
AstroNut 22 Nov, 2015 @ 6:26pm 
ALLAH AKBAR *explodes*
@66sasori 14 Nov, 2015 @ 11:50am 
lot of ppl died yesterday
IceBaerFool 13 Oct, 2015 @ 1:41pm 
haha FINALLY, thank you
CommieMilkMan 9 Aug, 2015 @ 6:14pm 
i cant couldnt make the jihad bomb explode with allahu akbar or atall but i fixt it now
Bartholomew Degryse  [author] 9 Aug, 2015 @ 5:37pm 
@noname Giant Fae Pands: Come again?
CommieMilkMan 9 Aug, 2015 @ 4:47pm 
ples halp
CommieMilkMan 9 Aug, 2015 @ 4:46pm 
wich jihad mod
Bartholomew Degryse  [author] 6 Aug, 2015 @ 2:50pm 
Everyone has to pay income tax, and everyone who owns property has to pay property tax in addition. It's isn't taxing them twice, it's making them play by the same rules as every other property owner. On the subject of our founding fathers, this video dispells the idea that America is inherently Christian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQrD1ty-yzs (I particularly like the part about John Adams outright saying that America isn't a Christian nation. Funny he say that if we were.)
Bartholomew Degryse  [author] 6 Aug, 2015 @ 2:46pm 
@Prim: The Proper Braixen: People try so hard to equate atheism to religion. They assume atheisist believe 100%, without a doubt, that there is no god and that they tell their kids that. The idea is to never mention god around kids, and to instead teach them what experts have observed. Skeptism is not "The church of there is no god." It's going on what we can actually confrim and not assuming anything else. The lession I'd teach my children, when they're old enough to think rationally, is to never believe something that seems far-fetched and doesn't have solid evidence to back it up. If they wind up finding it rational to beileve in a deity, I might not agree with it, but I'm not going to turn my family into a theocracy. As for the taxation of religious structures, Some of us just expect them to pay property tax like every other establishment in the private sector.
Orion Gobbo 6 Aug, 2015 @ 1:55pm 
From what I understand about the "tax-free social structure": when people give their '10 percent' as tythe, their paycheck has already been taxed. Taxing the church twice would be redundant and sounds oppressive in my opinion.
I'm not going to be able to respond much if you decide to reply, I have a rather unique situation with my internet. Wires have to be tunneled underground to my new home, or some garbage. Very frustrating.