Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

Dissociation Football
50 Comments
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KONSKY_HREN 19 Aug, 2024 @ 10:57pm 
-Гооооол
- Ты чё? Мы в гаррис мод играем
NormalPolishBoy 23 Jul, 2024 @ 5:25am 
This needs more enviroments...
dropshit 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:05pm 
hello
ShunVery 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:12am 
How do i spawn in the ball?
Sidney 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:30pm 
I dont get how this works.
Stealthheart 31 Oct, 2020 @ 9:37am 
Nice SOCCER
Smoothie  [author] 1 Aug, 2017 @ 7:01pm 
はい
Anikitsune 12 Apr, 2017 @ 3:21am 
japanese
LEGITJARKILLER 15 Oct, 2016 @ 5:00pm 
how do i kick and weres the ball?
Smoothie  [author] 28 Aug, 2016 @ 1:06pm 
What do you mean "where's the map"? It's a required item so it literally gets put up in your face when you subscribe to the gamemode. It's optional, but shouldn't be that hard to see.
tanning korosu 28 Aug, 2016 @ 12:57pm 
this is game mode
hursty1964 28 Aug, 2016 @ 12:56pm 
where is da maps?
AnthonyBRC 19 Jun, 2016 @ 1:17pm 
The screenshot of the score board says 6|9. I see what you did there
Smoothie  [author] 9 Jun, 2016 @ 11:18pm 
:thumbs:
tanning korosu 9 Jun, 2016 @ 11:17pm 
thx for explain
Smoothie  [author] 9 Jun, 2016 @ 11:16pm 
I also worked on the Attack on Titan gamemode for Garry's Mod. I think that's why. xD How the Steam search algorithm decided that was relevant? I have no idea.
tanning korosu 9 Jun, 2016 @ 10:45pm 
this is what i get for sertching for attack on titan

plz explain
Smoothie  [author] 29 May, 2016 @ 6:44am 
Naciśnij lewy przycisk myszy
Avocado 29 May, 2016 @ 6:12am 
jaki klawisz
Avocado 29 May, 2016 @ 6:11am 
czym sie kpie piłke
StinBraw  [author] 20 May, 2016 @ 6:17am 
Dingo Overlord 20 May, 2016 @ 6:15am 
Maybe I live in Canada? Or Germany? Don't make your assumptions, and also Rugby....... I've played it like once but I never really got into it and didn't really understand the gameplay.......but football they actually score points like one team can score 3 touchdowns in one quarter next to soccer where it's actually gets the ball across the field but oh it's blocked by the goalie x5 and They score one goal per period. Oh yeah and: "Oh coach nothing touched me and I hurt my knee!" and "Ow! Couch I fell on the ground and broke my foot!" THAT is soccer
Smoothie  [author] 20 May, 2016 @ 6:07am 
You probably meant rugby since you said people actually get hurt.

First off: No, it's association football.

Second off: I'm not going adapt our wording just because one american can't grasp that we call stuff different things here in the rest of the world.
Dingo Overlord 20 May, 2016 @ 4:36am 
Ok fist of all I never said anything about rugby so I don't know where you're getting that, and second of all it SHOULD be called Association Soccer NOT FOOTBALL!
Smoothie  [author] 17 May, 2016 @ 2:31pm 
It is called football in most of Europe, but for internationally inclined it's usually called Association Football, hence the wordplay. Also you spelled rugby wrong. :B1:
Dingo Overlord 17 May, 2016 @ 1:42pm 
Soccer in other countires is spelled Futbol NOT football! Or if you live in America soccer is the game where you kick a round circular object and pretend to get hurt. Football in America is the game that has the superbowl and people legitimatly get hurt. So get your facts right creator!
Ezrimajig 10 Apr, 2016 @ 5:20am 
Okay just because there's a lot of confusion: F1 will open team menu, from there you can change your team or go to spectate. To kick the ball left click with the crosshair ON the ball, and if you're not moving as you kick, you'll kick further. Hope this helps. :steamhappy:
Kieran3009 18 Dec, 2015 @ 5:19pm 
How do i kick?
Apa_Carot 8 Oct, 2015 @ 10:52pm 
how play this? i cant find kick
Poomkhwan 7 Oct, 2015 @ 11:51pm 
Make it easy to kick please.
SPCOwensboro2005 5 Oct, 2015 @ 6:52pm 
@rudekipzz it wont work on my server. if u noticed. im afraid bots wont work in that map:steamsad:
SPCOwensboro2005 5 Oct, 2015 @ 6:49pm 
Map u need to make. rp_20th_century_fox.:steamhappy:
moobsie 29 Sep, 2015 @ 2:05am 
can u play this with bots?
SPCOwensboro2005 19 Sep, 2015 @ 4:35pm 
lol
SPCOwensboro2005 19 Sep, 2015 @ 4:34pm 
soccer A.K.A Futbol
Smoothie  [author] 19 Sep, 2015 @ 12:00pm 
@howard_malinda Yes, the map is a required item.
SPCOwensboro2005 19 Sep, 2015 @ 10:56am 
does it have the map and ball
Rubekipzz 18 Aug, 2015 @ 1:26pm 
can someone tell me how to start a game because i have no idea of how to start this mod
Cédric GÉRILLE [GiletJaune] 18 Aug, 2015 @ 9:21am 
Oh nice, but I'll keep going with my soccer gamemode. ;-)
Smoothie  [author] 17 Aug, 2015 @ 6:45am 
@SanderinBelgium

Press F1
Kazige Kaas 17 Aug, 2015 @ 6:25am 
how do i change from red team to blue team ?
Andromeda 14 Aug, 2015 @ 4:38pm 
Why do you hate americans using the term soccer for football? Mr. Headcrab, does it bother you that much?
DannyTheWorst 12 Aug, 2015 @ 10:18am 
Спасибо за дополнение , всегда хотел погонять мяч в нашей чудесной игре
Smoothie  [author] 11 Aug, 2015 @ 2:59am 
Are you getting any errors in the console?
cheeki 11 Aug, 2015 @ 2:59am 
My primary fire is left click, and it wont work :(
Smoothie  [author] 11 Aug, 2015 @ 2:56am 
It should be associated to which ever bind you have for attack. Or "Primary Fire", which is usually on left-click.
cheeki 11 Aug, 2015 @ 12:52am 
that doesnt work for me?
Smoothie  [author] 11 Aug, 2015 @ 12:21am 
You press left mouse-click to kick.
cheeki 10 Aug, 2015 @ 6:00pm 
hmm... I downloaded the gamemode, but I cant really do much except push the ball around? is there like a kick feature or something? because pushing the ball is relatively slow