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More lard, less bread_v2
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ShadowMan44 8 Jun, 2023 @ 1:08am 
Also, why not rename this to something like the... Lardvich?
The Raging Russian 9 May, 2023 @ 11:32am 
Exceptional work. I love this.
ShadowMan44 16 Apr, 2023 @ 1:43pm 
Hey man can you upload this to GameBanana or Mods.TF? This is a super old mod I know but it'd be cool to unearth this for the first time.
Conninental 19 Aug, 2018 @ 7:39am 
мм сало
міка 13 Jul, 2018 @ 2:47am 
i like the ukranian style :)
Sky 6 Aug, 2016 @ 6:27am 
this...this is the best sandwitch i ever saw) And it hits home too cuz Im from Ukraine) Valve can we have this in the game PLS?
Harry 21 Jul, 2016 @ 8:48pm 
Ok cool, keep up the good work. I hope valve adds this and all the other community items for the frontier update.
VLEK💣ᴬʳᵗꜟˢᵗ  [author] 16 Jul, 2016 @ 11:03pm 
@Hoovy. it is old mouvie. now bread hasnt shine.
Harry 16 Jul, 2016 @ 7:52pm 
I have a problem with the models texture. The bread seems to be a bit TOO shiny. Although this is a real good secondary and would be nice for heavy to be given a new Sandvich. Good Work
dogfood taste tester 20 Feb, 2016 @ 2:42pm 
I don't understand.
Mini_Marauder 19 Feb, 2016 @ 5:30am 
In the main video, why does the heavy not have a moustache when talking about outsmarting bullets? Nice models, though.
Ball Doctor 18 Feb, 2016 @ 3:41pm 
Great model though. Trying for reskin or new item?
Ball Doctor 18 Feb, 2016 @ 3:39pm 
Their not towels they are animal fat. If it is true that its lard then more specifically pork fat or beef fat. The white onions make it "healthy".
Unkindled One 18 Feb, 2016 @ 2:13pm 
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Spectrum-Spectre 16 Feb, 2016 @ 10:16am 
One burnt slice of toast, three celery sticks and two pieces of cloth? ...Well if Heavy can eat a pile of metal pieces (Robo-Sandvich) with no problem, I guess he could eat this too.
Pyrelancer 15 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24pm 
Oh god, I would hate to eat that.
zeleno31 15 Feb, 2016 @ 8:31am 
I do think that my comrad hoovy would luv dis
Pepe in a black hood 27 Oct, 2015 @ 11:52pm 
Will someone care to tell me what is on that bread? The white stuff on the very top that kind of looks like fancy napkins or towels.
dogfood taste tester 19 Aug, 2015 @ 8:39am 
I Am Bread?
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Bunny Buddnies (Ob+Bb) 1 Mar, 2014 @ 5:10pm 
sandvich reskin?
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Knighty 31 Aug, 2013 @ 2:55am 
in Russia we call it "klukva", when in the any game/film with russians using all stereotypes about russian, like vodka, salo, bears, ushanka and other. You know, we laught of it))
Dumboru 12 Aug, 2013 @ 5:52am 
Russian style,hmm....
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Squdge 6 Apr, 2013 @ 4:09pm 
perfectly matches the heavy's personality.
huckin 4 Apr, 2013 @ 8:21pm 
How to get FREE!!! Earbuds in Team Fortress 2 @ {LINK REMOVED} or {LINK REMOVED}
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Gandalfini 31 Mar, 2013 @ 11:57pm 
Блин, сала хочется...
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Girz 31 Mar, 2013 @ 2:10pm 
This can give movespeed maybe?
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jjcaustic 30 Mar, 2013 @ 6:10pm 
Heavy is on a diet
Dezorok Va 30 Mar, 2013 @ 3:32pm 
Что то сала захотелось...
loaf of bowloing ball 28 Mar, 2013 @ 5:28pm 
awesome goob VLEK love it : )
guitarzero 28 Mar, 2013 @ 4:28pm 
attention owner of this awesome item do not listen to that gay "free buds hack" it does not work i ask you to advise on deleteing this comment, i dont want peoples awesome work ruined with this fake comment



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Shum 28 Mar, 2013 @ 6:15am 
Як У нас На родині
Maddocktor 28 Mar, 2013 @ 5:32am 
good idea, good art. GOOD JOB!
Eira 26 Mar, 2013 @ 3:47pm 
For some reason i can see it having both the same effects of the sandvich or the effects of Dalokoh's bar
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Knusperfrosch 25 Mar, 2013 @ 5:46pm 
The jigglebone wiggling of the spring onions is vaguely disturbing. :-P