Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The scissors mom
78 Comments
lunarlillian256. 10 Mar, 2017 @ 6:46pm 
Change it to "The Scissormann's Safest Safety Scissors"
Joshazxc 17 Jan, 2015 @ 3:21pm 
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El Fupacabra 15 Jan, 2015 @ 1:22pm 
*gas* NOT THE SCISSORMANN!!!!
cityboy 14 Jan, 2015 @ 6:48pm 
"The scissors mom" makes no scense at all. Please change the name to something like The Unsaftey scissors or something. Still great idea
yoggles 13 Jan, 2015 @ 10:58pm 
on scout kill plus 50 damage
Joepeel 12 Jan, 2015 @ 1:38pm 
Anyone else think it should

-20 speed
+40 speed as soon as an enemy enters crsshairs
- speed boost lasts for 10 seconds then recharge of 15
MrM1005 17 Oct, 2014 @ 7:22am 
really cool and funny :spycon::spycon:
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the gamer 20 Jun, 2014 @ 3:21pm 
I was thinking about this idea too. I thought a better name would be "The Not So Safety Scissors".
Statschefen 6 Jan, 2014 @ 2:36pm 
I had the same idea of a scissors replacement of the knife.
Funny thing is that i was just about makeing my own:csgoglobe:
Smug Jug (real) 21 Dec, 2013 @ 11:36pm 
she said not to run with scissors...
but she never said not to stab anyone with them
Raif 15 Dec, 2013 @ 6:48pm 
10 percent more fall damage
Raif 15 Dec, 2013 @ 6:46pm 
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pebl 13 Dec, 2013 @ 8:34pm 
hahaha
Thoka 11 Dec, 2013 @ 3:27pm 
The stats BETTER include a speed penalty. Don't run with scissors, kiddies.
Kenny Mccormick 11 Dec, 2013 @ 2:05pm 
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bel 10 Dec, 2013 @ 3:05pm 
Always wanted to see scissors added as a spy weapon!
Bilac 8 Dec, 2013 @ 2:37pm 
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Crashout mode activated. 8 Dec, 2013 @ 11:33am 
sneaky barber
pebl 6 Dec, 2013 @ 1:09am 
and it should be called The Barber Shop
pebl 6 Dec, 2013 @ 1:08am 
YESS ive had this idea for a VERY long time except the desc should be Dont Run With Them
BurningSamurai 5 Dec, 2013 @ 6:28pm 
nah i dont like dis
tav 4 Dec, 2013 @ 9:42am 
Stats?
LightningScout 3 Dec, 2013 @ 10:25pm 
i was thinking of making something like that lol but yeah valve please add this
sizzygy 3 Dec, 2013 @ 11:13am 
pl0x add lol.
Big Shitta 2 Dec, 2013 @ 3:34pm 
if you miss you trip and stab yourself :)
Jeb 1 Dec, 2013 @ 1:08pm 
make so fall damage is increased by 5% and it causes bleed for 5 secs after a successfull back stab




Oh yeh add it valve!
FoksMachine 1 Dec, 2013 @ 1:57am 
This needs to be added
+1
CUBLUK IN THE HOYYYY 1 Dec, 2013 @ 1:30am 
WoW Nice | Give Me 1 OK | :D
+1
Heart Transplants 29 Nov, 2013 @ 1:52pm 
awesome
Grand Master Chef 28 Nov, 2013 @ 7:49pm 
-1 hp per second effect when equipped while running
CrescendO SAIYAJIN 27 Nov, 2013 @ 10:27am 
zacznij krzyczeć jak zobaczysz znak zakrwawionych nożyczek
The Quiet River 26 Nov, 2013 @ 5:32pm 
Never run with scissors.
ralle 26 Nov, 2013 @ 9:41am 
damnit, you took my idea :)
Groth 26 Nov, 2013 @ 8:07am 
i wassaying to my friend how the spy needs scissors while looking at a pair, needs inprovement but ADD THIS PLEASE
[KGB] ScareKrown 22 Nov, 2013 @ 8:39am 
Why not backstab is just a critical (don't always kill) and the scissors replace the zapper, so you just can cut off the sentry cables, and destroy it in 1 sec (but that will remove you're disguise) (and maybe add some damage when the sentry explode, otherwise it would be a cheated weapon)
lord swag ♥♥♥♥ on money 21 Nov, 2013 @ 2:04pm 
any abilities to the knife
KaRoLtRtE2 15 Sep, 2013 @ 8:36am 
xD
Say "Pwease" 17 May, 2013 @ 2:33pm 
I know the prefect unfolding animation
Willow Luman 28 Mar, 2013 @ 12:18am 
Needs unfolding animation
(Rdez) 23 Mar, 2013 @ 4:07pm 
show how it looks in stabbing position
Scaredog20 11 Dec, 2012 @ 4:11pm 
running causes harm beacause you cant run with scissors
craftyirishdrunk45 17 Oct, 2012 @ 1:46pm 
not very cool in game
Anton 25 Jul, 2012 @ 8:37am 
i dont like how he holds the scissors. and also, the name is wierd.but i still think it should be a real weap. on tf2.
🈲 18 Jul, 2012 @ 7:12pm 
Definitely should make the spy go faster, but I think rather than reduced health, which is basically the easiest 'downside' to conceive, it should demonstrate the danger of running with scissors by inflicting a 'bleed' effect on the spy every time he misses with the weapon! It makes the weapon undoubtedly useful for skilled spies but dangerous in that it could cause the spy to kill himself, either through the bleed effect, or the resulting blown cover!
Anton 24 Feb, 2012 @ 8:46am 
Awesome!!! But I disagree with Honpolyo...I think he should go slower but have more health...But it still rocks!
Afternoon_Lyncheon 21 Feb, 2012 @ 4:32pm 
it should make him a little faster but weeker basicly he runs with scissors.