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TODAY!!! I'VE GOT AN EMAIL FROM SOME FUCKING ASSHOLE RAGHEAD OVER AT WWW.BRAINBREAD2STOLEMYCAR.COM AND HERE'S THE THING
ZOMBIE FUCKIN' APOCALYPSE, IMMINENT, NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.
WHAT YOU GOTTA DO IS START SHOOTING THE ZOMBIES, START FUCKING BASHING THEIR HEADS IN WITH YOUR BATS AND HANDS AND SHIT
LISTEN YOU SKINNY LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS
I'VE KILLED MORE ZOMBIES THAN YOUR GRANDMA EVER WILL
I'VE FUCKIN' HEADSHOT OVER 9000 ZOMBIES IN JUST A SECOND
I TAKE 89 FUCKING ZOMBIES AND MELEE THEM IN A MILLISECOND
YOU LITTLE COCKROACH BASTARDS!!! YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS!!!
So, that brings me back to THIS FUCKING MOD!
It's fuckin' great, it's fuckin' Fred Fuckstone, and if you don't think it's good...
I'M COMING TO FUCK YOU AND NUKE YOUR ASS!!!