tbh i feel like for some characters these lines of dialouge would be fitting however for others not so much

Argonians don't have ears, it's normal for the cat-folk to have fur growing on, around, in, and coming out of their ears, and the various breeds of humans will have that happen as they become older-folk. The elves are about the only race I can think of that would NOT have hair coming out of their ears at some point in their lives.
I love mods like this. Both for what they do, and for their comment sections.

lol Argonians don't have ears.

and no, i am not tending to my dogs, i am a werewolf that knows that i will have half the city chasing me the next time i go on a rampage

WTF

the comments on this mod is awesome xD

ok i need help and dont know how to mod and this being the last mod i found dealing with warwolfs in a way i would like to ask can you make a mod that makes you keep your armor on after you turn back to human or cat or whaterver you were i got tierd of having to put my armor back on and spent 3 hours looking for a mod to fix this and nothing i am shure others will be greatfull besides me

Im glad I have fur in my ears...so I can't hear you , annoying Guard!

i love the comments on this
xD

HELL. YES.

I mean, how the fuck are you supposed to smell like a wet dog in human form? Being a werewolf doesn't make you more dog like! I r8 8.8/8 m8. Thanks.

"Is that fur coming out of your ears?"
No shit asshole, I'm a Khajit. You racist.

Guard, sir, I'm more worried about you.
How can you see my ears OR grin under this Black Helmet?

I was once a werewolf like you, but then I got fur in my ears

great thanks

@ShadowPhoenix, you do realise that is a term for getting married right? The guards didn't actually all get a broadhead in the kneecap.

got this mod, and then a random civilian said "is that fur coming out of your ears?" xD

when i get the wolfish grin one i just start grinning in real life then say "you know what your'e gunna die first :D"

If you can get rid of that can you PLEASSSEEE get rid of "I use to be an adventurer like you, intill i took an arrow into the knee" PLEASE FOR GOD SAKES REMOVE THE DAMN LINEEEEEE

The one and only time I got that comment, I promptly shortly lost 200 hours worth of saves, so I lost 2 playthroughs and a half. This a godsend.

is that fur? coming out of your ears?. Yea mofo im a werewolf.

@Mr. Dave anytime they say one of those lines to me i pull out auriels bow and shoot them..... its good target practice (i of course do that in the shadows i AM nightingale afterall :3)

the only one of those comments i ever got as a werewolf was "Ugh! Been tending to your hound? You smell like a wet dog."

"Is that fur, comming out of your ears?" "Well I am Kajit so, yu know."

dude they say fur in the ears when i wasnt even a werewolf, I thought they were calling me an old man LOL

and as a werewolf/vampire/khajiit hybrid <with the help of mods> i dont have a wolfish grin im not even smiling your so announy gard :D plus gard i cant smell like a wet dog ima cat you allmost racist

ya i find it funny yet offensive that the gards cant tell im a khajiit so there asking if theres fur in my ears i imagen my chrater shout yes that u dumb gard cant you see im a cat jeez so what if theres fur

you forgot the dialogue: "Ugh! Have you been tending your hounds? You smell like a wet dog."

I wish there was a way to just remove the logic fails.

e.g. If you are a khajiit, the "is that fur" line doesn`t come up

I think It's funny when I'm Playing my Kajiit and they tell me fur is coming out of my ears, It's like No Duh sherlock I'm a cat.

lol mr dave same here

Any time a guard says one of those stupid lines, I like to immediately hop into werewolf form and attack. It shuts them up fast. :)

@sheeana

if you're ever unsure what your load order is supposed to be run BOSS (Better Oblivion Sorting Software)

is that fur coming out of your ears? I'm a damn argonian dude, do you SEE any fur?

Yep. I entirely agree with that. I have never seen fur coming out of my ears or myself with a wolfish grin. And i doubt my character would smell like a wet dog unless it was raining. Then again he'd also have to be a werewolf i suppose.

On occasion I've still heard these comments even after the mod has been installed.. Don't know why. It's low in the load order too.

Wait, it that's not fur... THEN WHAT IS IT?

Where in the load order does that mod go? Especially with UFO and the Guard Dialogue Overhaul I mean, I know where to place those, so I would then know where to place your mod :)

Lord Valken ........ Wikkid... hahahaaha just perfect explanation of it ;) got me good :P

I personally just got sick of every NPC in the game now if I wanna hear anybodies repetitive garbage I simple engage them and they usually say the same things if you pass by them because seriously in no era in human history have been randomly known to say random crap to people simply running or walking by them. -Sees a guy jog past me on a track- Oh hey I got shot in the knee....-voice fades and he yells back- don't care!!

i just wish more people would recognize that my player is a werewolf

or if you have gone down a certain road near morthal

and technically if you have been to markarth you probably have gotton a dog

I added to the description that this mod is compatible with Guard Dialogue Overhaul by Eck. That mod makes the guards' general dialogue much better, including, I believe, making them not say the mead line when it is no longer relevant.

im ok with those dialogue lines, i just dont like the mead one. one guard says:well if it isn't the slayer of the glenmora witches good work companion, then another one says the mead comment, can someone get that fixed and if they do can they mention me

I mainly dislike the guards in random cites talking about me getting the mead for the compainions

actually for khajiit they do say "is that fur coming out of your ears" without being a werewolf

Thank you, I've been getting tired of guards commenting about fur coming out of my ears when I wear helmet that covers my entire head.

Thank you! I've been waiting SO LONG for a mod like this. I play strictly Khajiit and find is so annoying how they ask if there's fur coming out of my ears.

@Paysus [l4d2hunter] psst.....I know who you are too, Hail SIthis!

This is useful, thank you =)