Attention! A citizen has neglected to fulfill their designated daily work obligations. Interference or resistance towards forthcoming corrective productivity enhancement measures is prohibited. An electric stun baton/cattle prod/beat-people-up-stick for th...

Attention! Non-adherence to established uniformity parameters will trigger the activation of harmony restoration procedures. An energy weapon secondary for the Pyro. Fits the Manmelter animations, specifically. See also the rest of the set! And also the ac...

Attention! Anomalous deviations in citizen behavior patterns have been identified. Mass disposal protocols will be initiated. A flamethrower primary for the Pyro. Includes jigglebones. 4 LODs. See also the rest of the set! And also the accompanying Enginee...

Attention! Citizens are reminded that the integrity of public service must be preserved at all times. Precautions have been put in place to deter any potential threats to maintain order within the community. Flared helmet for the Pyro. See also the rest of...

Attention! Citizens are reminded that defacing official informational displays with the unauthorized addition of the message 'All pigs are bastards,' remains expressly forbidden. Mask replacement for the Pyro. See also the rest of the set! And also the acc...

Attention! Citizens are reminded that, for their protection, complying with all verbal and impromptu discretionary directives is strictly mandatory, irrespective of comprehensibility. Armored overcoat for the Pyro. See also the rest of the set! And also th...