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Boring Useless Blob

Length: 16-47 cm
Habitat: Beaches, islands, shallow water
Diet: Single-celled lifeforms, smaller multicellular creatures, algae
Prey: Smaller, more boring and useless blobs
Predators: Larger, less boring and useless blobs
Lifespan: ???
Role in Ecosystem: Small amphibious blob
Planets it can be found on: Ysthorg
Universe it's from: None
Speed (water): Slow
Attacks: None
Aggression Level: Non-aggressive
Classification: Organic Invertebrata
Total Population: 60,000,000

Description: These creatures lack eyes, limbs, mouths, basically anything apart from the small primitive sensory organs on their front end. Although many wonder how the Boring Useless Blobs haven't gone extinct yet due to being able to do basically nothing, the reason is because Ysthorg is still in an extremely early stage of development. Life here is so new that a useless limbless blob of cells is the typical lifeform, and Boring Useless Blobs, with their primitive sensory organs, are actually highly evolved for this planet. It would be interesting to Next Earth into the future to see what kind of creatures evolve. We're literally starting from scratch here after all.