When purchasing a brand new action figure, it is common practice to boil the figure and loosen the joints. If you find yourself being boiled alive by your brand new action figure, however, don't call the police. They won't believe you....

Fun fact: the first known man to call someone "dollface" was actually screaming it in terror. "Dollface! Dollface!" the man screamed as he ran down the streets, chased by a homicidal porcelain doll. An innocent bystander mistakenly took it as a compliment ...

Looking for a little more action to add to your figure? This lead-painted chestpiece will keep your favorite toy going and going - and as long as you inhale the noxious paint fumes, it'll keep you going, going, gone....