Dearest Austin Gamer,
My gamer friend for life (GFFL)! You've really inspired me to make a game and I've learned a lot of new things in the pursuit of that goal. Never give up! It may seem daunting to get back into an old project but you made a promise to us, the gamers. You promised this October three Octobers ago. You need to be held accountable to your commitments, and I'm willing to leave my current employment to work at Lewkorp Inc. to be the project leader you need. Get back to work, watch a youtube video, and make the game, dude. Ukulele playing isn't going to make your dream a reality, no matter how many smokin' hot ukulele babes you nail with the MD (Magnum Dong.) My criticisms of Murderwave were only so harsh because it looked lazy and thoughtless, and we all know you're better than that despite the ass-kissing reviews your friends made.
Get back to WORK!!!!!!!!!!
and NO worm.crambos in this one, thank you!