oh mah lawd i just watched the matrix before hopping on steam!! Get this [insert s - word here] in the game Right Now!!!

lol

looks like graybans but tinier to me

Honestly it looks like waaaaaaaaaaaaaay more serious graybans

Originally posted by pasta that foams at the mouth:

[insert s - word here]

why don't you just say ♥♥♥♥ instead of saying "insert s-word here"? it makes you look like a knob.

I agree, this item is really good

What if I told you my glasses are NOT shades


(bad but obvious Matrix meme)

"I.... hate this place...
This...... zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer.

It's the smell.
If there is such a thing...
I feel saturated by it.

I can ... taste.... your stink.
And every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive!

Isn't it?

I must get out of here......
I must get free......
And. In. This. mind is the key, my key.


Once Zion is destroyed, there is no need for me to be here. Do you understand?!

I need the codes. I have to get inside Zion. And you have to tell me how.

You are going to tell me or you are going to die."

For most of you that obviously got the reference, I really want this item to be added to the game. I might even play Spy more often because of it!

I WANT THESE SO BADLY!!! PLEASE let this be!! :D Great work!

When you see a dude with googles like this in your casual 2fort match, YOU KNOW HE AIN'T JOKING





except if he runs in a wall several times and yell in a poor mic : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FAGHAAAH

id wear this on scout with a pink greased lightning... and die horribly to a spy with lots of knifes