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presto 18 Aug, 2013 @ 2:55pm
The Stats!
My idea! :D

Level π Limited Edition Cyanide Dog Catcher-Styled Klondike Bar

(+) Pros

+999999999999999999% damage to all prehistoric animals predating the Jurassic Period
+999999999999999999 clip when Obama's 10 thousand year dictatorship in Australia is handed over to his cyber/clone/daughter, Beyonce
+999999999999999999 ammo
Ammo are .9001 caliber Twinkies, made especially for Honey Boo Boo
On Kill: Gain 10 points and crits for 999999999999999999 seconds with a gift of a Genuine Amish Fireplace, comes in Oak, Maple, or Cherry finish
On Kill: Gain a limited edition of HL3, complete with a complementary gift of Gaben's Own Rocket Launcher™ ( Valve Edition, signed by United States President Vladimir Pootis)
-999999999999999999& damage vulnerability to thrown refridgerators containing Ronald McDonald's 10 year old Big Mac, still in perfect condition, no preservatives
+999999999999999999% cloak duration when covered in Dickspit Jarate™
Headshots instantly kill all enemies in a 10000000000000000000000 light year radius, causing a catastrophic explosion in a galaxy far, far away that destroys Alderaan and Earth
On Kill: North Korea launches a nuclear warhead weighing 0.0000000000000001 atomic units which contains Osama Bin Laden's highly explosive carcass (will be as powerful as a 1 megaton potato drilling condom)
Nuclear warhead will cause enough damage to Stop a Gaben

(-) Cons

No random crits
Time paradox
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Falafelosiphy 26 Aug, 2013 @ 7:50am 
^So true^
#1
epicninjawaffles 10 Sep, 2013 @ 8:06pm 
It would be so cool if it just spread a path of gas, and it can be lit on fire with the Flare-Gun, or a Taunt, where the whole gas line bursts into flames
#2
flacko 21 Oct, 2013 @ 9:04am 
+non-afterburn damage increases with every afterburn damage dealt, up to two times this weapon's normal damage
-45 max health on wearer
-20% initial damage penalty
#3
Sentinel 28 Nov, 2013 @ 8:48am 
Pros:
+10% Clip Size
Alt-Fire: The Airblast Spreads out a toxic gas that damages all nearby (enemy) players

Cons:
-15% Afterburn Damage
+60% Airblast Cost
#4
[V01t45] 21 Dec, 2013 @ 3:22pm 
Alt-fire creates a cloud of nerve gas, causing anybody walking through it take mini crits.
Last edited by [V01t45]; 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am
#5
[FoG]Resistfire 15 Jan, 2014 @ 7:43am 
-15 DMG
-No random criticals hit
-no airblast
Alt-fire = creates a cloud of gas for 10 seconds , when enemy is in the gas he take mini-crits ( 30% DMG ) and gas causing damage like fire
+25 afterburn damage (4 damage every 0,5 seconds )
Info : afterburning replace the green chemical poison ( it's only skin of normal fire )
+ chemical stream is about 20% longer
#6
flacko 31 Jan, 2014 @ 8:52am 
+on non-afterburn hit: +20% speed bonus (also works when flaming sentries
-25 max health on wearer
basically, it would make this the ultimate A/D+M1 weapon.
#7
iSmile02 9 Feb, 2014 @ 3:30am 
-15% airblast cost.
-20% airblast fire rate.

-10% damage done.
#8
Huk6 19 Mar, 2014 @ 2:22pm 
pros:
+100% to plants
+50% to people
cons:
-100% to people with gasmask
#9
Bot Elmer 24 May, 2014 @ 6:32pm 
I think it should be called the Fumigator

I think that alt fire should creat a gasonline blast and enemy covered in gasoline will be 30% more vunerable to fire damage.
#10
Tchakizera 17 Nov, 2014 @ 2:26pm 
I'd like if it sprayed toxic gas, that stay in an area for a time (10~15 secs), creating walls of gas. players who touch the wall got sick, and receive increasing damage every second (10, 12, 14, 17, 20, 25, 30, 35). Ammunition could be very reduced.
Wall shoud be fearsome enought to stop an atacking team.
Invisible spies would not be exposed, but keep coughing. Maybe the visual feedback for the sickened players should be on the face, so disguised spies wouldn't show the feedback cause of the mask.
Pyros could be invulnerable to the gas, and air blasts could dissipate that wall.

That would put the Pyro in a defensive, path-control, char. Almost llike Demomans role.
#11
Tester 9 Apr, 2015 @ 9:08pm 
Here’s my suggestion for stats, perfect for what the Pyro is unmatched in; hit and runs:

+ Afterburn deals 2% of target’s current max health as damage per half second
+ Airblast is constant stream as primary fire is but at twice rate of ammo cost
- -50% damage penalty

Here’s a graph to show the first mechanic, keeping in mind that all damage in TF2 is rounded up

Current Max Health of Ignited Enemy (h) ---- Afterburn Damage per Half Second for 10 seconds

50 < h ≤ 100 ------------------------------------------- 2
100 < h ≤ 150 ------------------------------------------ 3
150 < h ≤ 200 ------------------------------------------ 4
200 < h ≤ 250 ------------------------------------------ 5
250 < h ≤ 300 ------------------------------------------ 6
#12
Manta 30 Apr, 2015 @ 1:43pm 
-30% damage to buildings
Alt-Fire spread toxic gas that can cause damage to any enemy players near it, gas can be ignited and when it is ignited it explodes and leavess a trail of fire where the gas was for 20 seconds
+20% movement speed on wearer
deals either crits or mini-crits to cloaked and/or enemy spies
#13
Biohazard_Ferret 21 May, 2015 @ 3:41am 
+25% afterburn damage
+25% burn time
Alt-fire spreads nerve gas which can be ignited for extra damage, players in gas will take rapid damage and cough, revealing them
Mini-crits enemies in gas
-45% damage
-25% primary ammo
-no random crits
-gas hurts allies as well as enemies
#14
Biohazard_Ferret 21 May, 2015 @ 3:41am 
Airblasts dissipate the gas, too
#15
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