HELL YEAH

Originally posted by ThatWeridoInYourBasement:

HELL YEAH

- Coach

Here we go, off the rails
Don't you know it's time to raise our sales
It's F2P like you never knew

Don't need an unusual, or a campaign pass
Spend the money I'll be there in a flash(the item you recieved/bought)
You could say my Gibus is off to you

Oh we can zoom
All the way to asteroid
From this great wide wacky world
Rocket jump with me, grab some ducks with me
Oh yeah!

It's time to rocket jump up in the air ( or sticky jump up in the air)
Rocket jump up, don't be scared (or sticky jump up, don't be scared)
Rocket jump up and your wallet will soar away
And if Merasmus magic start to swirl (Merasmus magic start to swirl)
Don't fear, don't shed a tear, 'cause
I'll be your pocket medic!

So let's all rocket jump up super high (Rocket jump up super high)
High up in the skybox (High up in the skybox)
There's no unusual like dancing
You know that you're my mercenary (You're my mercenary)
No one else can spend so much
I'm flipping the switch for the servers
Get ready for this
Oh, let's do the update!

Update, ya see! (x7)
Update, Update!

Craft up your refined, take a chance
Every map starts a new contract
A new server calling out to you

Take a turn, off the path
Find a new main,a new class
You know that any mercenary needs a team

Take it in,while alive
As you move server side to side
They're just different points to capture
Rocket jump with me, grab some ducks with me
Oh yeah!

Come on and rocket jump up in the air (Rocket jump up in the air)
Rocket jump without a care (Rocket jump without a care)
Rocket jump up 'cause you know that I'll be there
And if you find you're short on keys (Find you're short on keys)
Don't fret, just don't forget that
You're still our pocket medic

So go on straighten up your sammy cap (Straighten up your sammy cap)
Let your wallet into your lap (Wallet into your lap)
This rhythm will make you be uncrating pretty soon
Don't forget you're a mercenary (You're a mercenary)
No one else can make it this far
Put a comb through that demo fro
Now you've got panache
Oh, let's do the update!

It's time to rocket jump up in the air (Rocket jump up in the air)
Rocket jump up, don't be scared (Rocket jump up, don't be scared)
Rocket jump up and your wallet will soar away
And if the Merasmus magic start to swirl (Merasmus magic start to swirl)
Don't fear, don't shed a tear, 'cause
I'll be your pocket medic!

Now listen all you mann and mannetes (All you mann and mannetes)
All around the map (All around the map)
Don't be afraid to get up and move
You know that we're all mercenaries (We're all mercenaries)
We're the ones who've made it this way
Put a price on that unusual
There's some money to waste
Oh, let's do the update!



I copy pasted the lyrics and added my own touch to it

Originally posted by Jason Voorhees:

Here we go, off the rails
Don't you know it's time to raise our sales
It's F2P like you never knew

Don't need an unusual, or a campaign pass
Spend the money I'll be there in a flash(the item you recieved/bought)
You could say my Gibus is off to you

Oh we can zoom
All the way to asteroid
From this great wide wacky world
Rocket jump with me, grab some ducks with me
Oh yeah!

It's time to rocket jump up in the air ( or sticky jump up in the air)
Rocket jump up, don't be scared (or sticky jump up, don't be scared)
Rocket jump up and your wallet will soar away
And if Merasmus magic start to swirl (Merasmus magic start to swirl)
Don't fear, don't shed a tear, 'cause
I'll be your pocket medic!

So let's all rocket jump up super high (Rocket jump up super high)
High up in the skybox (High up in the skybox)
There's no unusual like dancing
You know that you're my mercenary (You're my mercenary)
No one else can spend so much
I'm flipping the switch for the servers
Get ready for this
Oh, let's do the update!

Update, ya see! (x7)
Update, Update!

Craft up your refined, take a chance
Every map starts a new contract
A new server calling out to you

Take a turn, off the path
Find a new main,a new class
You know that any mercenary needs a team

Take it in,while alive
As you move server side to side
They're just different points to capture
Rocket jump with me, grab some ducks with me
Oh yeah!

Come on and rocket jump up in the air (Rocket jump up in the air)
Rocket jump without a care (Rocket jump without a care)
Rocket jump up 'cause you know that I'll be there
And if you find you're short on keys (Find you're short on keys)
Don't fret, just don't forget that
You're still our pocket medic

So go on straighten up your sammy cap (Straighten up your sammy cap)
Let your wallet into your lap (Wallet into your lap)
This rhythm will make you be uncrating pretty soon
Don't forget you're a mercenary (You're a mercenary)
No one else can make it this far
Put a comb through that demo fro
Now you've got panache
Oh, let's do the update!

It's time to rocket jump up in the air (Rocket jump up in the air)
Rocket jump up, don't be scared (Rocket jump up, don't be scared)
Rocket jump up and your wallet will soar away
And if the Merasmus magic start to swirl (Merasmus magic start to swirl)
Don't fear, don't shed a tear, 'cause
I'll be your pocket medic!

Now listen all you mann and mannetes (All you mann and mannetes)
All around the map (All around the map)
Don't be afraid to get up and move
You know that we're all mercenaries (We're all mercenaries)
We're the ones who've made it this way
Put a price on that unusual
There's some money to waste
Oh, let's do the update!



I copy pasted the lyrics and added my own touch to it

Nice. 10/10.

Neat