One day, F.A.T. K.I.D. (Feckin Autistic Truck-sized Keratitis Infected ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥) saw a shelf of mayonez. He went for the mayonez and swam in it. He gained triple the amount of his weight (790 lbs now) and since he didn't wear goggles while swimming, he now has a fungal infection that makes him think he is constantly in GMod.

He went home and said to his mom, suddenly,
*Autistic speech* "Where is my gravity gun?"
"Come with me," his mom said, "get in the car right now!"
So, F.A.T. K.I.D. got in the car and they drove away. His mom crashed the car and he was fataly injured. He lost everything below his waist.

Now, F.A.T K.I.D.'s parents say,
"Your autism hit you like the car accident," they added, "And so did your obesity. Also, enjoy losing your eyesight while fungi grows out of it."

Years later, F.A.T. K.I.D. died of cancer, tuberculosis, keratitis, tetanus and heart failure.
He now rotts in your mom's basement after she beat him for breaking her bed.

his brother, emaciated man, is rarely spoken of. he is dim-witted and quick to become emotional, and from the age of 19 has had his mind set on headbutting things

Hold the record for most amount of regret

backstory
diabeetus the pony did not want anyone to steal his body image, so he ate a truck of McDonalds McRibs back when McDonlads was selling them about a mouth ago. He became the fatest thing alive and was so proud, from that day on he got his title because of his love of ponys, dirty hands, unwashed body and along with his diabeetus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH1mrdQN3dQ

It was a dark time in 1888. Mainly cause the Fat Empire ruled the world at the time. They were so fat they could crush a semi. They would rule the world till 1930 when the Fatty Rebellion started. Born into the rebellion, the FATASS would help the Rebellion win the war. It took them 2 years as they both threw rocks and snowballs at eachother.


The f*ckin' end.

Originally posted by Dawson:

It's biography time! In some places he's refered to as "Fat Kid." In others he's christened "Gregory."

Feel free to jot down fun facts--however benign, far-fetched or insane--about "Obese Male" in the comments below. This post will be periodically updated with user-generated feedback (and possibly a few things from myself).

he's a fat grigori?

Cousin, twice-removed, perhaps?

A long time ago, a man named chad ate so much hamburgers he put fast food out of buisness due to a lack of supply and demand, then he was shot into space with that guy from "day of all the blood".

Along time ago, there was a king.His name was Cronos and he was the youngest titan, he was a bad king, and he threw the Cyclops to the tartarus. He heard that one of his sons will replace him as a better king, he was afraid and he ated them, but two were saved by her mother(their names were Zeus and Fat kid), and instead of the babies, she gave Cronos a hamburger and a stone.
Cronos didn't note the difference, until one day, Zeus showed, but he was idiot and instead of killing Cronos he killed himself, Cronos laughed like a ♥♥♥♥♥, but suddently…Fat kid appeared! Cronos now was scared. He never saw someone with such a big ass, and then…Fat kid ated Cronos.But Fat Kid remebered something: His brothers and sisters were in Cronos's Stomach while he ated him. The worst thing about this is that he was eating himself, he screamed in terror, but no one could hear him! His body couldn't be controled, until he vanished.

Legends say Fat kid is somewhere, near the McDonalds, but not a common one; It was THE McDonalds, the best in all the universe, with Big Macs that are truly big, and every hamburger is made from Pony ♥♥♥♥, were everyone using computers is cyberbullied and…everything taste like a pony sh…hamburger made from P0ny ♥♥♥♥.



The end

Originally posted by Afdjk:

Along time ago, there was a king.His name was Cronos and he was the youngest titan, he was a bad king, and he threw the Cyclops to the tartarus. He heard that one of his sons will replace him as a better king, he was afraid and he ated them, but two were saved by her mother(their names were Zeus and Fat kid), and instead of the babies, she gave Cronos a hamburger and a stone.
Cronos didn't note the difference, until one day, Zeus showed, but he was idiot and instead of killing Cronos he killed himself, Cronos laughed like a ♥♥♥♥♥, but suddently…Fat kid appeared! Cronos now was scared. He never saw someone with such a big ass, and then…Fat kid ated Cronos.But Fat Kid remebered something: His brothers and sisters were in Cronos's Stomach while he ated him. The worst thing about this is that he was eating himself, he screamed in terror, but no one could hear him! His body couldn't be controled, until he vanished.

Legends say Fat kid is somewhere, near the McDonalds, but not a common one; It was THE McDonalds, the best in all the universe, with Big Macs that are truly big, and every hamburger is made from Pony ♥♥♥♥, were everyone using computers is cyberbullied and…everything taste like a pony sh…hamburger made from P0ny ♥♥♥♥.



The end

"Ha ha. Fool. They ordered me to do it!"

Fat c*nt once tried to eat the entire sun.
He complained about heartburn afterwards.

They are me and I am them

he went to fattywood high. People would bully him so he devoured every student but one, a person who would recreate their trauma as a gamemode in gmod called Fat kid.

Originally posted by Dr. Science guy dude:

he went to fattywood high. People would bully him so he devoured every student but one, a person who would recreate their trauma as a gamemode in gmod called Fat kid.

The king of all necro posts. This was five years ago homie

Jannies are gonna be pissing and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with rage when they find out someone necroed this