Black Mesa

Black Mesa

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Use the upward motion of your focal recepticals in order to read the title of the icon, and workshop file.
Once you have used this organ and faced it in the upward motion after stimulating your muscles of your joint known as arms, use an advanced and small part of this joint and move sevral of them in a motion to cause your mouse to mousepad to move towards the favourite button on this current workshop page of the steam app, a gaming application made by valve software.com, a large gaming browser, player, and gaming communication application. Once this transaction is complete, you must also press on the mouse button of the left trigger while hovering the digital mouse pointer atop of the like button. Now once this transaction is complete, you must carefully follow these instructions.
1. Stare in the right direction, now. Unless you are colourblind, stare at the green / yellow / bright green text button with the english communication meathod of "English" that is guide is in (had you not allready understood) and once you have promply stared at it for around 1-5 seconds, you will understand within your brain using nerve endings and search for the information of the word "Subscribe".
2. Do the muscle motion you used to "click" the icon of this "Subscribe" button whilst the cursor is hovering over the interactive button.
3. Now that you have done this, you shall notice than your steam game known as "black mesa", a half life modification of a first person shooter to have more realisic visuals, hud, enemies, weapons etc., it will have a new file within it's workshop folder.
4. Move your eyeballs within the vicinity of the "play" button, or double tap over the game's name to the left presuming that you have the detailed hud for your game library activated.
5. Begin to use your recepary organs known as "ears" and do the sensory action of getting nerves of "hearing" from sound waves coming towards them and being sent to your brain.
6. Notice there is no noticable sound if you stay there for 1-9 quadrillion years with a stable internet conntection, electricity connection, and can stay alive for that period of time perfectly still and can withstand nuclear explosions, starvation, death, and any other form of movement or incapacitation. You will never notice the sound change without any movement.
7. Congratulations, you have now undestood the guide.
Kill me please.
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lonedeveloper 8 Dec, 2017 @ 9:56am 
I have seen the light
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Gratitude and appreciation from a small country located far across the spheric Earth. Your helpful and heavily explanatory tutorial involving exessive amounts of English letters to which you must have spent an enormous amount of time typing with your digits connected through your arms (to which its movement were helped by consecutive repeated firing of Actin and Myosin fibers) has enlighten me of one step closer to utilize and enjoy the aforementioned Steam workshop modification and I can now with definite say that it has helped assuming to which I used my visual input receptor to receive the visible spectrum of light that has emitted through LCD tehnology exactly a few nanoseconds ago from my Samsung 16:9 widescreen monitor to which is connected to my GTX graphics card through motherboard connection, powered by 220 voltage PSU.
y e s d a d d y
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