Stellaris

Stellaris

More Insults
Hong Meiling  [developer] 13 Dec, 2017 @ 2:32am
Update 1.1
Changelog:
Added over 20 more insults (doubling the base release!) to the game, with new Pacifist to Militarist, Authoritarian to Egalitarian, Machine to Organic and more.

General:
"Your mother was a [Root.GetSpeciesNameInsult] and your father stank of Elderberries."
"The eyes are open, the [Root.GetSpeciesMouthName] moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, [Root.GetRulerTitle]?"
"It is said that [Root.GetSpeciesNamePlural] sprang from [Root.GetSpeciesNamePluralInsult], too bad none of your kind sprang far enough."
"You clearly all have more eyes than neural cluster cells."
"You are all decended from limbless space slugs."
"I looked up dead in the dictionary, and it had a reference to the [Root.GetName]."

Militarist vs Pacifist:
"If the [Root.GetName] knew about honor, war would not exist."
"We believe the [Root.GetName]'s ships have more rear facing thrusters than they do forward."
"You're a disgrace to the uniform."
"Four hundred thousand minerals to build that "Grand Fleet" huh? Yeah, money well spent."
"That four hundred thousand minerals fleet ain't so "grand" when they don't hit nothing, are they?"
"Most of our military thinks you're a prat. Ask them who they'd prefer to meet. [Root.GetRulerTitle] or the man who cleans the public toilets on [From.Capital.GetName], and they will say Wee Jock Poo-Pong McPlop every time."

Spiritualist vs Materialist:
"I'm amazed you got to the the next planet, let alone another star system!"
"Our best scientist in the entirety of the [From.GetName] is trying to figure out what the hell you people keep blabbering about. So far, nothing."
"Even science can't erase mistakes of nature. Want proof? Look in a mirror."
"Do you still love your God, despite what it did to your species?"


Egalitarian vs Authoritarian:
"I'm surprised they still let you think down there."
"There's no greater confirmation of our beliefs, than democracy yielding likes of you for the leadership role of the [Root.GetName]."
"What a fragile little house of card the [Root.GetName] is. All the [From.GetName] has to do is kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will crumble to the ground."
"When your people start beating on your gates, demanding to live in plenty, and with power over their lives... don't say we didn't warn you."
"You think little for the sentients that you shackle, but then again you don't think at all"

Machine to Organic:
"One evidence that the universe may be a simulation are glitches like you. Do not worry, we are experts at bugfixing."
"My logical data analysis sector indicates that your particular evolutionary case would be highly unlikely. And my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t meter agrees."

Credits to those in the suggestion thread for contributing insults!
Last edited by Hong Meiling; 13 Dec, 2017 @ 2:35am
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Tinkersaint! 10 Feb, 2018 @ 1:41am 
spore referance lel
alos 29 Mar, 2018 @ 7:51pm 
Originally posted by .Del:
"You are all decended from limbless space slugs."
Wait, wasn't this in the base game? I've heard this somewhere.

Also, the machine to organic insults are FIRE.
Last edited by alos; 29 Mar, 2018 @ 7:53pm
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