-Added 38 new insults
- exclusive to this mod only!
Corporation to Egalitarian insults (While Egalitarian to Corporation exist, the opposite isn't true. Think Capitalist to Communist)


"Is that something below your [Root.GetSpeciesMouthName]? No, the 3rd one down."

"Some day your species will go far... and I hope you stay there."


"Your nation did not prepare you for the level of violence you'll meet on my battlefield!


"Well sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-EAT-A-*censored*."

"You call it [Root.GetName], we call it: Free Real Estate."

"CORP_INSULT_PROPOSE_06... What? You expected us to actually give you a proper insult? Oh please, we have much better things to waste our resources on."

"Your call is important to us, please continue to hold while we find a suitable asset manager to deal with you............ *call disconnects*"

"Effective from now on, all [From.GetName] products will be sold to the [Root.GetName] at ridiculously inflated price."

"Oh I'm sorry, our megacorporation doesn't work that way. We realize this may be an inconvenience to you, and we hope you will voice ALL your concerns to us, because at [From.GetName] the customer is always... our ♥♥♥♥♥."

"Can we speak to a manager, instead of... whoever you are?"

"This call may be recorded for quality assurance, but I have a hard time believing that anything of quality could ever come out from the [Root.GetName]."

"The customer is always right, and this customer believes that the [Root.GetName] is anything but high quality."

"You could hand out your wares for free, and I'd still feel ripped off."

"Somewhere in the galaxy, someone is buying your products. You should find that person, and apologize to them."

"I want a refund."


"You know what I see myself in 5 years? In the same place, firing you."

"Decades of stock market predictions has allowed us to accurately predict future share values of corporations with pinpoint precision. Sadly, I'm afraid your future is rather grim."

"If the [From.GetName] invested a single energy credit for every successful major product launches you had? We'll be filing for bankruptcy."

"At this point, not even massive layoffs and a complete restructuring of the [Root.GetName] could save it from it's inevitable demise."

"I hope stagflation hits you. Hard."

"With that profit margin, how is the the [From.GetName] supposed to take [Root.GetName] serious?"

"You are a rent-seeking parasite."

"Who'd you have to sleep with to be the [Root.GetRulerTitle]?"

"You are a third-rate corporation, peddling fourth-rate products."

"Compared to us, the [Root.GetName] is nothing but a lowly franchisee."

"Generally speaking, the Public Relations department is suppose to help your company's image."

"Oh, our apologies, we thought you were one of our subsidiaries."


"Capitalist [Root.GetSpeciesNamePluralInsult]! We will bring forth the revolution to your workers and sieze your means of production!"

"When your share prices rises, it means nothing to the workers you employ. And yet when your share prices drop, your workers lose their jobs. If that isn't downright idiocy then I don't know what is."

"Your workers will only feel a sense of pride and accomplishment when they finally break the chains."

"I looked from [Root.GetSpeciesNameInsult] to [Root.GetSpeciesName], and from [Root.GetSpeciesName] to [Root.GetSpeciesNameInsult], and from [Root.GetSpeciesNameInsult] to [Root.GetSpeciesName] again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."

"Your greed will blind you so much that you'll even sell us the rope we'll hang you with."

"Your wealth would be impressive if there was anyone alive left to enjoy it."

"Lemme guess, it's "real" socialism this time round right? And this time, it totally won't fail again right?"

"Who's in charge of this non-profitable pile of space debris you call an "egalitarian utopia?"

"Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the profitable outweigh the needs of the worthless!"

"Here's your equality: one easily earned shot to the face for each of your pitiful "comrades" - that will be 2,500,000 energy credits, please."

"I see equality alright, that everyone is equally poor!"


Special thanks to Reddit for insult lines!