Well Seymour, I made it. Despite your directions. Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! I hope you are prepared for an unforgetable lunchin! Yeah.. *gasps* Oh, egads, my roast is ruined! But, what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking. Hoho delightfully devilish, Syemour. *Chalmers catches him climbing out the window* Skinner with his crazy explanations the superintendents gonna need his medication when he hears skinner's lame exagerations there will be trouble in town tonight! SEYMOUR! Superintendent! I was just uh just stretching my calves on the windowsil, isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming from your oven, Seymour? Uh, oh! That isn't smoke, it's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm! Steamed clams! *Chalmers exits kitchen* Phew! Superintendent I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers! I thought we were having steamed clams. No no, I said steamed hams! That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams..? Yes, its a regional dialect. Uha, eh what region? Uuhh Upstate New York. Really? Well Im from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams. Oh not in Utica. No, its an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Ahohoho no. Patented Skinner Burgers, an old family recipe. For steamed hams..? Yes. Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviosly grilled.. Yo-. uh . y .. You know th-... one thing I sh-... Excuse for one second. Of course. Aaaaaaah well that was wonderful, good time was had by all im pooped. Yes I should be- Good lord what is happening in there!? Aurora Borealis.. A- Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, and this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen? Yes! May I see it? No. Seymour the house is on fire! No, mother its just the northern lights. Well Seymour you are an odd fellow but I must say, you steam a good ham. HELP HEEELP!