not british enough
Needs to also have a version where it is painted with the british flag.

@Golden_Labs | I see what you mean. This problem has been filed with the home office and will be dealt with immediately.
P.S. It wouldn't work out very well since there isn't enough space to portray the Union Jack in all its glory. (Rough Draft: https://i.imgur.com/wV3yzs1.png)

I cant seem to get the smell of tea out of my nostrils, I've tried everything, fireworks, plugging my nose with ammunition, even going out of my way to throw tea into the ocean, I simply cant do anything about it!
Any suggestions?

@мad Catteя | You threw tea into the ocean!? That's treason! Men arrest this man.

Originally posted by мad Catteя:

I cant seem to get the smell of tea out of my nostrils, I've tried everything, fireworks, plugging my nose with ammunition, even going out of my way to throw tea into the ocean, I simply cant do anything about it!
Any suggestions?

Excuse me sir but you are under arrest for high treason

This mod turns me into british even though I'm asian. Is this a bug or blessing? Also, everything I drink is tea now.

@Judge Buda | It is working as intended. You child are now blessed with an amazing accent, an insatiable lust for tea and crooked teeth. Take this blessing, go forth and do good things my child.

Problem: not a Brit
Question: how do I fix this?

Dear, @crusader2113
Thank you for contacting the Home Office of the United Kingdom. We're sorry that you're having difficulties upgrading your account to the British citizenship package. The only way of obtaining this package currently is to have parents who are also part of the citizenship program on the day you were born.
We see you are currently living in the United States of America, people born there used to be eligible for our citizenship program but unfortunately due to certain political events in the region the government requested we stop all activities immediately. If you would like to learn more about this look for the document timestamped July 4th 1776 on our website or your local library. (1/2)

(2/2)We also offered the package you requested world wide with our ‘British Colonialism Initiative’ that extended to around 23% of the world's population at the time. Although depending on where you lived your account privileges would vary slightly, unfortunately Arica had the worst reception and couldn’t access our human rights package. The initiative was stopped after many of our users expressed their dissatisfaction with the program combined with a few political disputes with German companies trying to get in on our market in Europe we couldn’t maintain it any longer.

You could always try emigration to the UK and apply for citizenship, however the current Prime Minister of our country is currently making reforms to our immigration policy so you may face some difficulties and long waiting times. We hope this issue is fixed when a new company Prime Minister is selected on the 5th of May 2022.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. We wish you the best of luck.

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Guess I'll die.

my british blood is now calling for a crusade. how do i fix this?

Originally posted by Noku:

my british blood is now calling for a crusade. how do i fix this?

DEUS VULT

this reply section is comedy gold
how do i fix this?

Originally posted by geniusface1234:

this reply section is comedy gold
how do i fix this?

Have your country revoke their declaration of independance