Here's what I'm thinking: it can be a elite grade drop from a summer crate. Does nothing except make an enemy wet. It works as all class secondary, and it just a big tf2 joke.

Here are my thoughts on this.


The Syringe Soaker
Level 15 Syringe Gun

Hit targets are soaked with water; targets soaked with this will also receive mini-crit damage from Pyros wielding the Neon Annihilator.
Can extinguish burning teammates.
-50% Clip Size
+5% Reload Speed
+5% Ammo Carried

So basically my idea with bosted stats

how about (everyone ready for this)
Fires special liquid that heal teammates and deal Jarate to enermy team
+80Clip Size
- 45 reload Speed
- no damage to enermy
+ Extinguishes flames on wielder and allied players.
+ Partially nullifies cloak on enemy Spies.

Originally posted by Twilight_Jester:

how about (everyone ready for this)
Fires special liquid that heal teammates and deal Jarate to enermy team
+80Clip Size
- 45 reload Speed
- no damage to enermy
+ Extinguishes flames on wielder and allied players.
+ Partially nullifies cloak on enemy Spies.

I like this one!

Decontamination Buddy:
- Deals no direct damage
- Damaged targets take acid damage for a short while (similar to fire damage, except cannot be extinguished via airblast). Acid can be cleaned off by jumping in water. Acid damage can effect Pyros.
- Fires continuously until clip is empty

stats
releases a stream of water that:
+extinguishes teamates
+coats enemies with jarate
+reveals cloaked or disguised spies
-20% reload speed and reloads like bison, pompson or mangler
-no damage

Originally posted by The Toy Trolldier:

stats
releases a stream of water that:
+extinguishes teamates
+coats enemies with jarate
+reveals cloaked or disguised spies
-20% reload speed and reloads like bison, pompson or mangler
-no damage

My problem with that is that this is the Medic's primary form of defense if he's forced into a fight. If it doesn't do damage, it's kind of useless, as even the jarate effect forces him to get in close. Besides, if it was gonna jarate enemies, it'd likely be jarate, not water.

*Has a single shot like the Crusader's Crossbow*
On hit: apply Mad Milk for 5 seconds
Guarenteed crits from behind
Critical hits extend the dousing duration to 15 seconds
Can extinguish teammates
-100% damage penalty

stats
+Extinghuishes teamates
+On hit applys water effect
+No ammo
-25% Damege penalty
-Can only be reloaded in water

Cleanser:
- Fires globs of gel as projectiles that cleans allies of jarate, afterburn, or bleed, while also restoring a small amount of health
- Projectiles have a splash effect
- Medic can fire at his feet to benefit from projectiles' effects
- Projectiles do a small amount of damage to enemies

+ Continously hitting an enemy gradually makes his controls "slippery" (harder to control).
+ Less 50% firing arc (Goes almost straight).
+ Makes enemies wet for 1.5 seconds.

- Less 50% damage
- More 25% reload speed.
- Projectiles disappear at long distances.

There is one reason it could have high stats. Medic used parts from Water jet cutters. The same machinery that can cut through highly strong metals like steel.