Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Frankie!
Ducksink 17 Apr, 2018 @ 8:08am
stats?
this is important
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batmother 17 Apr, 2018 @ 8:39am 
+10 charisma (you now own a puppy)
+10 defense (who wants to hurt a man with a puppy)
-10 maneuverability (big lad)
Cossack 17 Apr, 2018 @ 9:23am 
-100% damage taken from behind (becuase nobody can harm this puppy)
-25% slower movment speed (he`s an absolute unit)
Vargus Burnmoren 17 Apr, 2018 @ 9:29am 
Must..................Port.................to gmod
Ero 17 Apr, 2018 @ 9:37am 
Is not a misc?
Tea's Holly 17 Apr, 2018 @ 12:00pm 
100% chance to awe enemies
No random crits
mooch 17 Apr, 2018 @ 12:07pm 
+100% chance Valve will make this an Assassin-grade cosmetic at least
TheDarkArtex 17 Apr, 2018 @ 12:40pm 
Pfftt... You've all got it wrong...

(+)Whilst equipped - Can't take any damage from enemies. (Cause you're holding a pupper.)
(-)Whilst equipped - Can't deal damage to enemies. (Cause you're holding a pupper.)
(-) -500% deployment speed (To get pupper to stop wriggling)
Tea's Holly 17 Apr, 2018 @ 1:07pm 
but how do you deploy a misc
Mario 17 Apr, 2018 @ 1:25pm 
must be in sfm. now
sky.net 17 Apr, 2018 @ 2:13pm 
+Enemies automatically aim away from you

+Miss Pauling will actually love you

-No random critical hits
cosmetics can't have stats unless its a item set but those are removed because they were op
Kowalskicore 17 Apr, 2018 @ 2:18pm 
Originally posted by TheDarkArtex:
Pfftt... You've all got it wrong...

(+)Whilst equipped - Can't take any damage from enemies. (Cause you're holding a pupper.)
(-)Whilst equipped - Can't deal damage to enemies. (Cause you're holding a pupper.)
(-) -500% deployment speed (To get pupper to stop wriggling)

(-)Can't carry intel when equipped
uh ok 17 Apr, 2018 @ 2:39pm 
+ can't take damage
+ puppers shoots lasers that insta kills the entire team
- can't carry intel because you replace the puppy and that is a sin
Scrangican 17 Apr, 2018 @ 2:58pm 
+dog = no death
-everyone wants him/she/train
Cossack 17 Apr, 2018 @ 3:41pm 
-everybody dies from the sheir size of this lad
+he is adorable
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